This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show. Editor-in-chief Kyle Man and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to Drew Dyck about whether criminals are real, being saved from a life of stealing deodorant, and invading Canada. Drew is an acquisitions editor at Moody Publishers and a contributing editor at CTPastors.com, a Christianity Today publication for church leaders. He’s the author of Your Future Self Will Thank You: Secrets to Self-Control from the Bible and Brain Science, Yawning at Tigers: You Can’t Tame God, So Stop Trying, and Generation Ex-Christian: Why Young Adults Are Leaving the Church…and how to Bring Them Back. Topics Discussed Sending your book ideas to Drew Arguing with people on Twitter about abolishing the police and whether criminals are a thing Spicing up your testimony by stealing deodorant Milk in a bag The weirdest thing about Canada Portland is stuck in the 90s/Portlandia On the difference between a beat poet and a slam poet When bookstores were a thing Christian stores bestselling “Jesus junk” Where ANTIFA will set up their gulags God isn’t safe but he’s good, like Aslan Self-control in everything but buying Drew’s books Mental illness in the church Remembering the Emerging Church movement What’s better: fur babies or actual babies Writers retreats never help On not psychologizing your opponents The Ten Questions To watch or listen to the full length podcast, become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans