Diarmuid and Paul have a right old rant about awards season and competitions like the Chelsea Flower Show. The lads challenge you to do the “jam jar test” to help you get to know your soil. This week’s Q&A session includes advice on dealing with those pesky slugs (and “Mary from Donegal” has been in touch again.) Diarmuid and Paul also want you to stop chasing the perfect garden because it doesn’t exist. And why do plants die even when you’ve put so much effort into them? Well sometimes… it’s just… sh*t happens!