Home on the range! The Wandering Three is taking the wagon trail up to Matten Cleave, a farming town in the Swardlands to put on a good show and look for the elusive Aeon Towers. What amazing sights will they see on the way? Beautiful hills, as far as the eyes can see? Local culture, with their homely ways of life? Unsettling, rotting shacks with an aura of malice that just whispers "I have not left yet" that makes your skin crawl? Oh, maybe some wildlife! As the Circus of Wayward Wonders continues up the Verdant Pass to keep their show on the road, horror meets hilarity as our heroes clown their way through the quaint plains and see what the Swardlands have to offer!STOP the mighty landsharks from eating the innocent villagers! SHARE the tales of the land on the back of a wagon! CLUTCH your holy relics for protection from the angry evil that just won't move on!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... what items should you pack for a game of fantasy Phasmaphobia?https://www.dicewillroll.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillrollDiscord: https://discord.gg/FmB567RTwitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRollFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillrollReddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/Music by Will Savino, MusicD20Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeProud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.