Scientists say there’s a possibility that convicted felons could serve a life sentence in a handful of hours, but somehow it seems worse than just dying in jail. Molly and Brian really dig in to a “kooky modern love story” that played out over Twitter this week and frankly, they resent it. And as always, this is a podcast that’s horny for two things 1) food, 2) disgusting, unapologetic judgement and this week we doubled down.

Links! 
Woman Flies from Orlando to Portland to profess her love for a man, gets rejected 
R/FridgeDetective
“What about me”?
“New Case” 
“Went Grocery Shopping Yesterday”
“Should Be Easy Work, Dig Deep” 
“Supernova”
“NO FRIDGE FRIDAY” 
BuzzFeed Quiz: How Normal is Your Refrigerator? 
Prisoners Could Serve 1000 Year Sentence in 8.5 Hours

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Bonus Links:
Benito Skinner’s impression of Kourtney Kardashian post-Travis
Acoustic P***y

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