Alexander Zverev will be building his latest house in Cologne, Germany after nabbing back-to-back titles at the same event. The German's twin triumphs headline this abridged episode recapping the tennis events of the last two weeks. Aryna Sabalenka joined the fun with double titles of her own in Ostrava. After rolling through the results, we say "YES" or "MESS" to other tennis happenings off the court. 
 




5:10 Zverev wins Cologne eins und zwei - why are there two? (we'll tell you)
16:30 Sabalenka tears through the Ostrava singles and doubles draws
19:50 Humbert wins Antwerp, Khachanov gives Lumberjack 2.0
24:40 Ruby joins the top 10 - the Harry Styles of tennis (or at least the Niall Horan)
28:55 What's the deal with the Race to London? Do the rankings make sense?
34:20 From Russia With Haste: Sam Querrey flees the Four Seasons under cover of night
38:55 Other yeses and messes: Basilashvili's domestic abuse case becomes a cultural touchstone in Georgia; auf wiedersehen, Julia; auf wiedersehen, Boris (for a different reason)