37: The First Thing They Teach You in Mistress School

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37: The First Thing They Teach You in Mistress School

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48 minutes

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Oct 5, 2020

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Coving LO chapters 73 & 74, feat.: A continuation of Minthe's Game of Thrones cosplay Thetis' spicy basic home decor Why has Minthe never made even one single good decision in her whole life?

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Oct 5, 2020

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A podcast about the web comic Lore Olympus by two people who have no qualifications but a lot of feelings.

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20: An Angry, Sexy Dragon & the World's Worst Undercut: Covering chapters 39 & 40, discussing professional and academic topics like: How Cerberus deserves to be Employee of the week every week Hades is sexy and we are thirsty, as always WHY IS THERE NOT A LOCK ON THE DOOR TO TARTARUS Seriously, Hades,... by Lore OlymPOD
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14: Hades, Ye Olde Business Daddy & Zeus, Lord of the Furries: Discussing chapters 27 & 28, covering critical topics like Hades period roleplay costumes, Zeus' obvious furry fetish, our immense respect for Persephone's aggressive line of questioning about Hades' relationship status. by Lore OlymPOD
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15: Hera is a Queen & Zeus Can Die: Covering LO Chapters 29 & 30. Alright team, we were pretty tipsy for this one so get ready for a wild ride. Discussing some VERY important matters in our intoxicated state, like: -Our desire to revive the cult of Hera and worship specifically the... by Lore OlymPOD
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6: Sentient Scabs & Eviscerated Panties: Covering comic episodes 11 & 12, featuring discussions about which household pets Zeus has had sex with, how hot and also precious Eros is, and what manspreading looks like for gods. Twitter/instagram: @loreolympod www.loreolympod.com by Lore OlymPOD
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2: Sexy Wombats & Evil Magicians: Covering comic episodes 3 & 4 of Lore Olympus, including discussions of sexy wombats, evil magicians, the perfect basic bitch, and everything we did wrong in our first episode! P.S. Theme music by Erin's boyfriend Sam. He has other things by Lore OlymPOD
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18: Everyone's Horny, What Can We Say?: Covering Lore Olympus chapters 35 & 36, discussing such critical and intellectual matters as: Thetis' IMPRESSIVE manipulation skills and her wild mythological background, Hades' real preference when it comes to women, and why the centaur that... by Lore OlymPOD
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19: There Are No Laws When You Have LITERAL CLAWS: Discussing chapters 37 & 38, featuring a Z&E Lore Olympus drinking game, lots of threats for Apollo, and a debate about how sexy is too sexy when it comes to everyday undergarments (hint: we're pretty sure garters are way too much work, but... by Lore OlymPOD
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5: Move Over Daddy Hades, Father Hades is Here: Father Hades teaches all of us how to drive in this episode covering comics #9 and #10. by Lore OlymPOD
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9: Tell Me About That BBD: Covering Lore Olympus chapters 17 & 18, feat. discussions on the true meaning of BBD, Eros' HIGH QUALITY friendship, and Hades leveling up from standard business daddy to murderous business grandpa (who can FOR SURE still get it). by Lore OlymPOD
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13: Sexy Night Sweats & the Booty Tooch for Jesus: Back on our normal BS covering chapters 25 & 26, feat. admiring young Hades' accidental dance moves, admiring adult Hades' everything, and admiring Persephone's decision to channel all of us and eat chocolate cake at 2 AM. by Lore OlymPOD
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3: Goddesses Don't Get Hangovers: Discussing comic episodes 5 & 6, including how petty Aphrodite is (but also how much she can work a crop top); how Hades is anything but a narc; and how jealous we are that gods and goddesses evidently don't get hangovers. The super awesome... by Lore OlymPOD
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37: The First Thing They Teach You in Mistress School: Coving LO chapters 73 & 74, feat.: A continuation of Minthe's Game of Thrones cosplay Thetis' spicy basic home decor Why has Minthe never made even one single good decision in her whole life? by Lore OlymPOD
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4: Sexy Flamingos & Seductive Fruit: Lore OlymPOD is coming in hot with this episode covering comic chapters 7 & 8. Discussing the weird and beautiful things Hades and Persephone resemble, our other favorite hot cartoons, and how much of a good special boy Cerberus is (hint: VERY... by Lore OlymPOD
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12: The Serious One (Plus Bloopers): Alright team, we have to be serious for a hot second to talk about chapter 24. Don't worry, though -- the second part of this episode is just outtakes and our garbage, our signature content. Content warning for discussion of sexual violence. If... by Lore OlymPOD
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41: Did a bird just crap on my car or is that Apollo?: Would you rather: spend even one second of your life interacting with Apollo OR bathe in bird crap every day for the rest of your life? There's a right answer and we all know what it is. Covering LO chapters 81 & 82, featuring: Lots of wishes for... by Lore OlymPOD
50 min listen
17: Hecate is Here to Actually Run Sh*t: Covering LO chapters 33 & 34, feat. discussions on: the spooky icon that is Hecate, Persephone's flawless digestive system, and what it would be like to work at the Underworld Corporation every day (hint: very steamy). by Lore OlymPOD
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29: Non-Problematic Uncle Hades is Here: Covering chapters 57 & 58, discussing such critically important topics as: Persephone's aggressive steal-your-man energy Hades' dueling roles as sexy business daddy and totally non-creepy friend of Persephone's mom How is Persephone always SO... by Lore OlymPOD
47 min listen
7: I'm gonna go marry a snake, I guess: Covering chapters 13 & 14, continuing the beloved sidequest of Eros & Psyche, featuring discussions on what it would be like to marry an invisible snake demon-god-thing, weird sex things, and, as always, the sexiness of animated characters... by Lore OlymPOD
40 min listen
1: Hades, Business Daddy & Big God Energy: Welcome to the first episode of Lore OlymPOD! Discussing comic episodes 1 & 2, featuring major themes including big god energy, the original white man, the essence of "business daddy", and the meme "Who is she?" by Lore OlymPOD
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93: Hades Daddy, Esq.: Covering Lore Olympus chapters 180 & 181, featuring: The newborn god of irrelevant testimony Impending doom for Sicily courtesy of Ares Niobe being 100% right that her family is better than Leto's & more! by Lore OlymPOD
52 min listen
8: An Adult Pig in the Prime of Its Life & the Return of the Sexy Flamingo: Covering chapters 15 & 16, feat. discussions on the thriving life of Eros' new pig friend, the insanity that is Psyche's life, the exceptionally low bar for heterosexual men, and how Psyche's sisters are total assholes but just might have a point... by Lore OlymPOD
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40: The Daddy We're All Dreaming Of: Covering LO chapters 79 & 80, feat.: Zeus and Hera's sex life Hebe learning about the birds and the bees using cups Hades' "big, sexy, Adam Driver hands," in Zoey's words by Lore OlymPOD
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11: White Leather Seats? You're Already Garbage: Get ready team, we're about to dive into this Apollo mess. We're covering THREE chapters this episode -- 21, 22, and 23 -- and discussing CRITICAL topics like all of the horrible things we wish would happen to Apollo, how Hermes is a snack but could... by Lore OlymPOD
52 min listen
10: I Got 99 Problems and Your Boobs Are Two of Them: Covering Lore Olympus chapters 19 & 20, feat. discussions on drinking, drinking, and more drinking; our love for Poseidon; and how much worse Demeter's life got after Persephone hit puberty. by Lore OlymPOD
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36: An Unrelated Emergency About My Period: Covering LO chapters 71 & 72, featuring: An incredible Game of Thrones cosplay by Minthe Is Hades' shrine drawer to Persephone getting a little creepy? The best excuse to get out of any situation (see title) by Lore OlymPOD
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45: Cheekbone Daddy & A Genuine Severed Head: Covering LO chapters 89 & 90 feat.: Hades & Persephone's hospital dance moves the world's most apathetic receptionist Hades & Persephone re-igniting everyone's sexy doctor obsession by Lore OlymPOD
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23: WET HADES. PERIOD.: Honestly, what else do you need to know besides the fact that we will be discussing the glorious form of Hades in the pool and in the shower? In addition to that most important content, we'll be covering LO chapters 45 & 46, discussing... by Lore OlymPOD
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22: Imposter Syndrome is the Imposter Here: Covering chapters 43 & 44 of Lore Olympus, tackling real big questions like: Is it possible to have TOO MANY Daddy vibes? Why doesn't Minthe have social anxiety like the rest of us? HOW is Persephone riding with her hair down in a... by Lore OlymPOD
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38: A Grumpy Little Bean & A Very Sexy Old Man: Covering chapters 75 & 76 of Lore Olympus, discussing: Hades rocking a sexy Santa Claus vibe Zoey's GENIUS theory about the Fates' VHS tapes Hades' complete lack of understanding of how money works for normal people by Lore OlymPOD
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37: The First Thing They Teach You in Mistress School

37: The First Thing They Teach You in Mistress School

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