It’s the Euro crew of Jimbo, James Horncastle, Raphael Honigstein, Julien Laurens and Alvaro Romeo in full effect.

Drama in Paris as despite PSG’s rip-roaring start to the season, Kylian Mbappe falls out with Neymar over penalty duties and literally stops playing at one point. Lots for Luis Campos to sort out.

In the Bundesliga, there’s a first goal for Dortmund’s Jamie Bynoe-Gittens. But it’s Bayern youngster Jamal Musiala who Lothar Matthaus thinks could be the best player in the world. 

Inter’s difficult summer doesn’t prevent them from securing a last-gasp victory at Lecce on the opening day of the Serie A season.

And as La Liga returns, it’s not just Barcelona who are struggling to register players.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1a: Moment of the weekend (02.30)
• PART 1b: Mbappe versus Neymar and other Ligue 1 goings on (06.00) 
• PART 2: Serie A returns – Monza off to a losing start (19.00)
• PART 3: La Liga - Barca draw a blank (26.00)
• PART 4: Bundesliga – Tedesco and Dortmund’s kids (41.00)

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