Jimbo is joined by Raphael Honigstein, Julien Laurens, James Horncastle and Alvaro Romeo to chew over a smorgasbord of European football action.

PSG make it 6 wins out of 6 in Ligue 1 but all the headlines surround Lionel Messi and his reaction to being substituted. Meanwhile at Dortmund, is there anything Erling Haaland can’t do?

Real Madrid continue to entertain us with a late comeback at Valencia. Juventus are still winless and in the relegation zone as Allegri admits he’s worried.

Plus the return of Radamel Falcao at Rayo Vallecano. And should Bayern wear lederhosen to even up the Bundesliga?

RUNNING ORDER: 
  
• PART 1: Moment of the week (02m 00s)
• PART 2: Ligue 1 latest – Messi scenes at PSG and Lens (05m 00s)
• PART 3: Bundesliga bulletin – Bayern hit Bochum for seven (20m 00s)
• PART 4a: Ajax 9-0 Cambuur (35m 00s)
• PART 4b: Serie A update – Roma lose for the first time (37m 30s)
• PART 5: La Liga – more late drama as Real entertain again (49m 00s)

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