Everyone wants to know the answer. But nobody wants to hear the truth… It's the 12th Annual Conspiracy-Con in Kansas City! Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. CAST Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger Jack Carmichael as The Narrator Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay Addison Peacock as Karen Rob Schwarb as Mike Graham Rowat as Newsham Josh Rubino as the Barker Socks Whitmore as Superfan David Hanna as The Bartender Hesham Elshazly as the Conspiracy Bar Friend Sena Bryer as Personal Bubble Seller Stephen Cullen as Simon Cole Burkhardt as BB Contestant and Sword Seller  Adam Clark as Flat Earth Model Seller Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning David Sillars as Doctor K Jeremy Ellett as Little Bob, Assorted Voices Danyelle Ellett as Echoes, Assorted Voices Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett. Post Production and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett. This episode included the songs Social Kapital, The World is Waiting and Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. If I Can’t Dance It’s Not My Revolution by Quantum Jazz. Please Listen Carefully by Jahzzar. Scraps for Two by Louie Zong. Unexpected Little Happenings by UltraCat Transcripts Available If you enjoy listening to Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason and would like to see this show grow and prosper check out our Patreon Page. CW: Parental Verbal Abuse, Thoughts of Self-Hatred and Hallucinations (all at 29:00). Sound of a Cat Eating (36:00).