A quantum entanglement threatens to endanger the crew of the Sisyphus and takes root right where it hurts most - within the ship's handheld loose meat. DuFarge and Lorem get to know each other. Rip upgrades his communicator. This episode was improvised on May 14, 2017 from a suggestion by Joel Svensson via Facebook. Edited by Eric Scull Starring: Eleanor Hollingsworth as Counselor Rayvek, British Child Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson, Lt. Carl, Historian Matt Young as Cpt. Julius V. Baxter, Lt. Greg, Federation President Eli Mandell as Rip Stipley, Luis Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, British Child Dan Granata as Lt. DuFarge   Sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago Podcast Co-Op