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Apr 4, 2011

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The ships Emergency Tour Guide Hologram leads you on an exciting tour of the USS Sisyphus.

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Apr 4, 2011

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Improvised Star Trek explores the final frontier of comedy by turning Star Trek into an improv office comedy. Taking suggestions submitted on Twitter and Facebook, the cast (featuring some of Chicago’s top improvisors) creates a fully improvised episode detailing the adventures of the USS Sisyphus, a less enterprising starship. New episodes are posted every other week. To learn more about the show check out our website, facebook page, or twitter! Improvised Star Trek is fan production. Star Trek is property of CBS/Paramount.

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Extras: Emergency Tour Guide Hologram: The ships Emergency Tour Guide Hologram leads you on an exciting tour of the USS Sisyphus. by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 11: A Million Billion Miles and Running: Fritz reaches a major milestone in his engineering life, with drastic consequences for the entire ship. The lovely, lovely ship. Recorded 5/15/2011. by Improvised Star Trek
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Bonus Scene: Attic Antics: Ensign Lorem is sent to fetch something old from the ship's attic. Improvised January 29, 2012 with special guest Bill Stern. Plus news for March 25, 2012. by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 35: Starfleet Foxes: The senior crew vies to be featured in the Foxes of Starfleet benefit calendar. Meanwhile, Ensign Lorem finally has the bridge all to himself and indulges his secret desires. Guest starring Kristen Studdard as Frau Fassbender. Recorded in an... by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 16: Klingon For Dear Life: The search for a missing shipmate takes the crew to an unsavory Klingon establishment. Recorded in a completely improvised session July 17, 2011. Title suggested by Anthony Barnaby via facebook. by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 20: The Eye of the Storm: While the Sisyphus is stuck in the doldrums of a nebula, Corbomite seaks Captain Baxter's help in getting out of the doldrums of his holodeck simulation. Tensions increase between Fritz and Lady Cola. Recorded 7/31/11. Title suggested by Jess Drew via... by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 5: Phaser? I Barely Know Her: Captain Baxter sends Lady Cola mixed signals as he invites her to his quarters for a private chat and a filet mignon. The rest of the crew are overcome by curiosity and recruit Holographic Abraham Lincoln to help them find out what's going on behind... by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 8: Cosmic Raise: The crew of the USS Sisyphus are given a bonuses for their superlative service. Engineer Fassbinder is promoted to Admiral. Created in a completely improvised session April 24, 2011. by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 24: Can it be Dirty?: En route to a Restoration-era planet, the crew tries to be more respectful with each other, while a disrespectful youngster living in the basement tries to get closer to Captain Baxter. by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 33: Things Passed: Captain Baxter travels back in time to prevent a castrophe, Fritz's marriage hits the skids, and someone learns an important lesson about cleaning up after their pet. Recorded January 8th, 2012. Suggestion by Dan Granata via twitter. by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 21: The Day the Earth Stood Up: When the fate of the Earth is at stake, Captain Baxter must go wild. by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 23: Encounter with the Otherside of Quiet: The Sisyphus is summoned to aid a planet being harassed by its boorish neighbor. There were too many swears to bleep in this one. Enjoy! by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 18: Thats Another Finite Mess You've Gotten Me Into: When a catastrophe leaves the Sisyphus undermanned, the officers turn to using holograms to crew the ship. Recorded June 12, 2011. Title suggestion by Othy Schwering via Facebook. by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 12: Sparkle Quarks: Lt. Cmdr Watson invents a shrink ray, exposing the crew to undiscovered worlds all around them. by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 31: Solar Winds of Change, part 1: Japhy's departure leaves the crew of the Sisyphus in shambles as they try to deal with the greatest threat they've faced all season. by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 32: Solar Winds of Change, part 2: In this thrilling conclusion, Commander Madison and his ear maggot threaten to take over the Sisyphus while Crick Watson and the U.S.S. Centaur open fire. by Improvised Star Trek
18 min listen
Ep 34: Borgy Nights: With Captain Baxter away learning about new Borg fighting techniques, the rest of the crew encounter some chilled out Borg recruitment techniques. Ensign Smelt finds love at his promotion party. Recorded October 23, 2011 from a suggestion by... by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 36: Engineering Imagineering: In 2063, humans make first contact with an alien species. In 2161, the United Federation of Planets is formed. In 2372, the Walt Disney Corporation's copyright on Mickey Mouse runs out. Recorded October 30th, 2011. by Improvised Star Trek
20 min listen
Ep 9: Ch'arles in Ch'arge: When Captain Baxter has to go into suspended animation, chaos breaks out aboard the Sisyphus. Created in a completely improvised session May 22. Title suggested by Jess Drew via Facebook. by Improvised Star Trek
21 min listen
Ep 14: Shields Up!: In this mini-episode, the Sisyphus again comes under fire from an unknown assailant and has to fend off a hostile boarding party. Recorded on March 27, 2011. by Improvised Star Trek
9 min listen
Ep 40: Adventures in Spacebabysitting: The Sisyphus finds a basket on its doorstep, and Lt. Morkolitz tries to patch things up with Jill. by Improvised Star Trek
21 min listen
Ep 30: Whitman's Sampler: Counselor Japhy Whitman says some good-byes in the only way he knows how: tchotkes. Lots of Tchotkes. Recorded August 21, 2011 by Improvised Star Trek
18 min listen
Ep 39: The Omega Alternative: Cdr. Hayes, LtCdr. Fassbinder, & Ensign Lorem try to find common ground with a hungry anti-matter entity. Captain Baxter has a good day. Unbelievably good. Recorded Feb 19, 2012. by Improvised Star Trek
21 min listen
Ep 37: Skyway to the Neutral Zone: Starfleet sends the Sisyphus to investigate a strange signal of sagacious origin. Guest starring Dan Granata, recorded January 22, 2012. by Improvised Star Trek
22 min listen
Ep 45: The Postman Always Hails Twice: Zorb finally tracks Meraxis to a Federation starship, where he finds the fugitive posing as an ensign. But the USS Sisyphus has more surprises in store; Zarlene, the wife who abandoned him at the alter 4 years ago, and an intoxicated new... by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 38: Shuttlecraft Shenanigans: The crew struggles deliver an ambassador, and Lt. Cola broadens some horizons. With special guest Blaine Swen. Recorded October 23, 2011. Suggestion from Darren Amaya via Facebook. by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 48: I Can't Believe Its Not Romulus: The USS Sisyphus encounters a Romulan ship when a rescue mission takes it in to the Neutral Zone. But is everything as it appears? SPOILER ALERT: It is not. With Special Guest Julia Weiss. Recorded July 15, 2012. Title suggested by... by Improvised Star Trek
26 min listen
Bonus Scene: Moon Madness: Crick goes to see Dr. Z about a very sensitive issue. by Improvised Star Trek
4 min listen

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Bonus: Irene and Hannah Curtain Call: Empress Lady Cola and her last remaining ensign, face big moral questions while tenuously surviving on an abandoned ship. ALSO Empress Lady Cola returns to a planet where she dropped a baby off, a few years ago, and tries to retrieve it. AND Finally,... by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 219: Every Single Door is Broken: When every single door on the ship is broken the crew must find ways to cope with their poopy situation. Improvised July 21st, 2019 from a suggestion by @powerupemily via Twitter Starring: Chris Rathjen as Comdr. Corbomite Hayes Nick Wagner as Lt.... by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 218: We'll Always Have Parasites: After visiting a jungle planet, a nearby Starfleet vessel turns up the heat for the Sisyphus crew. Meanwhile, Zarlene makes some difficult choices. Improvised on July 28, 2019 from a suggestion by Jessica B. via Twitter Edited by Eric Scull Starring... by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 217: Oh Doctor, My Doctor!: Dr. Zonalzon puts it all on the online, but when fame presents new problems, can she kiss-it-better? Lorem & Spot connect the dots. Improvised January 13, 2019 from a suggestion by Kevin Hennessy via twitter. (With a brief scene borrowed from The... by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 215: The Naked Whenever: Something funky is afoot when the clothes on the USS Sisyphus go missing. Improvised in a live performance at GenreThon 2019 at the OtherWorld Theatre in Chicago, IL Recorded August 24, 2019 Includes cast warmups - full episode begins at 15:00... by Improvised Star Trek
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Bonus: You think this a game?: You think this a bonus scene? Improvised July 28, 2019 from a suggestion by Shawn Morgan via Facebook Featuring Chris Rathjen as Corbomite Hayes Sean Kelley as Entity 1 Nick Wagner as Entity 2 Mary Cait Walthall as Entity 3 The News: - Check out ... by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 214: Dear Aliens: No one is surprised when Corbo gets impaled by ANOTHER girder. Meanwhile, Baxter is busy bonding with his alien pen pal, Crystal. Improvised June 30th, 2019 from a suggestion by Saskia Slottje via Facebook Starring: Matt Young as Captain Baxter Chris... by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 213: It's 5 O'Clock Everywhere: The Sisyphus crew find themselves in a mysterious laboratory with an eccentric doctor. Next, they find themselves in a mysterious laboratory with an eccentric doctor. This episode was improvised on Jun 23, 2019 from a suggestion by @messgirl via... by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 212: Slings and Arrows: While daring Sisyphus flies through dark space A ghost requires a Lorem face to face And as the crew's reality does ween Is all the world a stage, or all a dream? Chris Rathjen as Ghost of Lt. Pombeau, Cmdr. Corbomite Hayes Nick Wagner as Lt.... by Improvised Star Trek
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Ep 210: Ever Have I Never: Ever have I never, lead the crew of the Sisyphus to their doom. Improvised on February 17, 2019 from a suggestion by Deanna Domino via Facebook. Starring: Chris Rathjen as Comdr. Corbomite Hayes Sean Kelley as Cmdr. Crick Watson Nick Wagner as Lt.... by Improvised Star Trek
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