S3E19 - Free Rest!

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S3E19 - Free Rest!

FromNo One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

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Nov 1, 2018

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Come on everyone, it’s time for clotted cream, catfishing, magic towers, moogles, sasquatches and more!

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Nov 1, 2018

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A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: nockatpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcast, or support the show at patreon.com/nockat! Merch: etsy.com/shop/nockat

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S1E1 - An Unexamined Life: Jeff and Ryan embark on a journey that many have taken, but no one should: to play every Final Fantasy game. Will they learn something about the games, or themselves? Will they lose their minds? Find out, as a six episode season one chronicling the first... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
48 min listen
S2E13 Part 2 - Hoisting the Light: Part 2 of the season finale! It’s a day later, and we’ve regrouped, ready to actually complete this game. After a quick last tour of the world and a surprise extra boss fight, we destroy the hatred that lives inside men (mostly) and take stock of the exp... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
52 min listen
S2E7 - A Conversation Dogs Would Have: It’s the start of a very long day 2. We fight an unexpected boss, learn what it’s like to be a human in a beehive, meet the big chocobo, and display some extraordinary hubris. But you know what? We’re all just bulls in china shops, trying to know how foo... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
51 min listen
S1E5 - The One Where We Beat the Game: It’s the penultimate episode of the season. Jeff’s dog tries to save us but we’re too far gone, the light at the end of the tunnel reverse zooms away, and we start really testing our audience. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/n... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
67 min listen
S1E2 - Top of Our Rope: It's the beginning of day two, and we start out in good spirits. But how long can you stay in good spirits when playing the original Final Fantasy? How long until you get to the end of your rope? Find out, as we ask the question "does anything we do in l... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
48 min listen
S2E1 - A Fresh Extraordinarily Long Journey: It's season 2! Jeff and Ryan embark on an all new journey to play Final Fantasy IV. A journey full of characters, and cutscenes, and dialogue, and more dialogue. Will our hosts learn to make better life choices? Find out the obvious answer to that questi... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
53 min listen
S2E9 - Future Me?: We enter the land of trap doors, learn from our past and future selves, and experience a dungeon that almost ruins Jeff. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
66 min listen
S3E4 - I Don't Understand...: It’s the choose your own adventure chapter, and we start off with Locke infiltrating Narshe, stealing clothes and Old Man Cider. Then we meet Cyan, and fail to stop his castle from being poisoned. Then we make a discovery that will reverberate throughout... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
66 min listen
S1E3 - At Rope's End: It's late. We're tired. This game sucks. Find out what happens when the fundamental character flaws of two friends clash at 2am. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
72 min listen
S2E2 - This Is Not Final Fantasy One: We try to keep our minds sharp, attempt to move on from our previous experience, deconstruct some classic jokes, and break through road blocks in the game. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
66 min listen
S2E6 - The Reversicle: It’s the end of Day 1. We fight some fiends, blow up a mountain, and discover the underside neath. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
54 min listen
S2E11 - The Older Brother Program: We return to Earth to undercut the stakes of the story and fight a giant robot. Then we go to back to the moon to learn the truth about Golbez and ourselves. All the while, we discuss a universal language and unknowingly tie our shoelaces together. Ema... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
69 min listen
S1E6 - An Examined Life: It’s the season one finale. Ryan has thoughts on epiphanies and microwaves, we actually beat the game, then we reflect on this whole experience, trying to find worth in worthlessness. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
54 min listen
S3E9 - The Show Does Must Go On: We’ve put on our finest cause it’s time for the Opera! Celes looks just like Maria, so she’s in for an adventure of trying to remember her lines while Locke cries from the balcony. After learning about so many of our characters dark pasts, we finally lea... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
53 min listen
Season 2 Preview: A preview of the upcoming season of No One Can Know About This, where we played the SNES classic "Final Fantasy IV"... or Final Fantasy II, depending on who you ask. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S3E2 - There Should Be An "Idea Man": We enter Figaro Castle and learn it’s equipped with the most modern technology in the world, but not the technology you’d think! Then we meet Kefka and he sets the castle on fire. After that, it's time to escape and go find Edgar’s twin brother Sabin, bu... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
59 min listen
S2E5 - Go Beyond the Banana: In this episode we go beyond bananas, we learn lessons from two headed snakes, and while all this is happening, Final Fantasy IV is played. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
71 min listen
S3E6 - Escape Ghosts: We finally pick up where we left off and try to make it to Narshe with Cyan and Sabin, but end up on a ghost train adventure that ends in sadness. Then we jump off a waterfall and meet a feral child, while Jeff starts reading an epically long article… ... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
65 min listen
S2E12 - Riding the Edge: This is the beginning of the episodes that shouldn’t have been. We go HAM on the final dungeon... or maybe it goes HAM on us. Either way, this is the penultimate episode of the season. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
73 min listen
S3E7 - Forget It, Jeff, It's Kupotown: We finally finish the choose your own adventure chapter, which leads to a “decisive battle” in a pachinko machine. We fight way too many guards, beat Kefka for the first time, and then try aimlessly to see if a cutscene exists. Then it turns into a flash... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
48 min listen
S3E8 - That Belongs in Space: We start the No One Can Know About This time capsule as we enter Zozo, the poor town where everyone is a liar. We learn about a movie pitch that will sadly never be, we find Terra, and we work to solve a clock puzzle that almost destroys us. Email: NOC... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
67 min listen
S2E3 - The Art of the Ordeals: The game continues… which, admittedly, could be said in almost any of these episode descriptions. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
54 min listen
S3E17 - I'm Fed Up With Me Right Now: We hope you like Star Trek, cause we wind up on a big diversion about the implications of the replicator this week. We try to find some Final Fantasy to hold onto though, running into Terra, some orphans, and that big bully Phunbaba. Also we meet some gu... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
51 min listen
S2E8 - I Can't Even Find Bigfoot: We consider the real impact of video games on our youth, meet a new Ninja Man, and defeat the nicest fiend in the game. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
53 min listen
S3E15 - I Don't Have Time For This Jokery: Welcome to the floating continent, where Kefka’s plans are finally falling into place. The statues are out of alignment! We must run quickly! Is there time to wait for your friends? Finally find out this week! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodc... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
52 min listen
S2E13 Part 1 - The Hatred Dimension: It’s part 1 of the season finale, and we couldn’t be in worse shape. But we enter the final boss battle anyway, and learn some lessons that we’ll probably forget. This episode starts when it was around 8am. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
69 min listen
S2E10 - Whale Wishing: We go to the land of the summoned monsters, hang out in their library, and kick their queen and king’s ass. Then we go learn about The Big Whale, analyze some legends, and barely make it to the bahamutzvah. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
72 min listen
S2E4 - Thoughts and Wishes: We learn the truth about the Hall of Wishes, and get to the bottom of an old Coors Light commercial. Progress is made in our understanding of life, and progress is not made in the game. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
55 min listen
S3E14 - Gestahlling For Time: It’s time to go to the floating continent, so of course we do anything and everything but that. We finish sending letters, find a weird island with an encounter we’ll never forget, and then eventually decide to do our duty. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.c... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
49 min listen
S3E3 - The Chewcast (or A Euphemism for Flogging the Dolphin): We go find Edgar’s twin brother Sabin, and defeat his biggest karate rival for him. We also have fun with mouth feel. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
63 min listen

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S7E40 - Where Knowledge and Water Come Together: With the airship in hand, we travel the world looking for what side quests are out there. Eventually, we find the city of Daguerreo, where the scholars live in peace with a Leviathan statue. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S7E39 - Airship Day: We meet Hilda who finally turns Cid back into a human. Then she gives us the rundown of what to do next. We take a quick trip to Alexandria to find Dagger’s voice, and fly the drone around for a while before finally getting control of the airship. ... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S7E38 - The Ga’s Have Arrived: We explore the Lost Continent, looking for Esto Gaza. We find the ancient temple, but how did anyone even get here? Then we head into the dungeon of Mount Gulug, looking for Kuja. Will Mog sacrifice herself to save Eiko? Video Version at Patreon: p... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S7E37 - Less Common Than an Applebees: We fuel up on ramen, then take on the Desert Palace as Vivi. There are a lot of torches to light before we confront Kuja and blow up his lies. Then we chase him to the Lost Continent and end for the day. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S7E36 - Four Cats Dressed as a House: We travel the Forgotten Continent, searching for Oeilvert. Eventually, we enter the ancient ruin, where we discover a few secrets of the universe. Then we try to steal a key from a caged monster. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-s... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S7E35 - Nothing I Do Is Good: We grind our way around the world trying to eat everything in sight. Eventually, we enter the desert palace under the quicksand. Kuja wants us to get the Gulug stone, and flies us to the Forgotten Continent. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/no... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S7E34 - Adventures in Brain Melt: Come hang out with us during this “intermission” type episode. We will return to playing FFIX next week, but for now, we investigate our life while melting our brain by watching hours and hours of youtube. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nock... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S7E33 - Sails Are the Wings of Boats: We eat sandwiches, then give Cid the special potion. Then we’re given a boat, which we use to explore the world finally. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOC... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S7E32 - Final Fantasy Brain: We all wake up in Lindblum and pick up the pieces after Alexandria was destroyed. Dagger is speechless, and we need to turn Cid back into a human. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For M... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S7E29 - My New Thumbless Technique: It’s day 7 of gameplay and disk 3 of the game! We’re back in Alexandria, and everyone is picking up the pieces after the big finale of disk 2. Having come full circle, we wander around the streets as Vivi, mostly racing a hippo kid. Video Version a... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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Titles in the series (100)

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