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S2E8 - I Can't Even Find Bigfoot

FromNo One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

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Apr 19, 2018

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We consider the real impact of video games on our youth, meet a new Ninja Man, and defeat the nicest fiend in the game.

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Apr 19, 2018

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A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: nockatpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcast, or support the show at patreon.com/nockat! Merch: etsy.com/shop/nockat

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S2E4 - Thoughts and Wishes: We learn the truth about the Hall of Wishes, and get to the bottom of an old Coors Light commercial. Progress is made in our understanding of life, and progress is not made in the game. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S2E3 - The Art of the Ordeals: The game continues… which, admittedly, could be said in almost any of these episode descriptions. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
54 min listen
S1E3 - At Rope's End: It's late. We're tired. This game sucks. Find out what happens when the fundamental character flaws of two friends clash at 2am. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
72 min listen
S2E13 Part 2 - Hoisting the Light: Part 2 of the season finale! It’s a day later, and we’ve regrouped, ready to actually complete this game. After a quick last tour of the world and a surprise extra boss fight, we destroy the hatred that lives inside men (mostly) and take stock of the exp... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S2E12 - Riding the Edge: This is the beginning of the episodes that shouldn’t have been. We go HAM on the final dungeon... or maybe it goes HAM on us. Either way, this is the penultimate episode of the season. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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Season 2 Preview: A preview of the upcoming season of No One Can Know About This, where we played the SNES classic "Final Fantasy IV"... or Final Fantasy II, depending on who you ask. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S1E2 - Top of Our Rope: It's the beginning of day two, and we start out in good spirits. But how long can you stay in good spirits when playing the original Final Fantasy? How long until you get to the end of your rope? Find out, as we ask the question "does anything we do in l... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
48 min listen
S3E6 - Escape Ghosts: We finally pick up where we left off and try to make it to Narshe with Cyan and Sabin, but end up on a ghost train adventure that ends in sadness. Then we jump off a waterfall and meet a feral child, while Jeff starts reading an epically long article… ... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S1E5 - The One Where We Beat the Game: It’s the penultimate episode of the season. Jeff’s dog tries to save us but we’re too far gone, the light at the end of the tunnel reverse zooms away, and we start really testing our audience. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/n... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S2E11 - The Older Brother Program: We return to Earth to undercut the stakes of the story and fight a giant robot. Then we go to back to the moon to learn the truth about Golbez and ourselves. All the while, we discuss a universal language and unknowingly tie our shoelaces together. Ema... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S3E4 - I Don't Understand...: It’s the choose your own adventure chapter, and we start off with Locke infiltrating Narshe, stealing clothes and Old Man Cider. Then we meet Cyan, and fail to stop his castle from being poisoned. Then we make a discovery that will reverberate throughout... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S2E10 - Whale Wishing: We go to the land of the summoned monsters, hang out in their library, and kick their queen and king’s ass. Then we go learn about The Big Whale, analyze some legends, and barely make it to the bahamutzvah. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
72 min listen
S1E6 - An Examined Life: It’s the season one finale. Ryan has thoughts on epiphanies and microwaves, we actually beat the game, then we reflect on this whole experience, trying to find worth in worthlessness. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S1E1 - An Unexamined Life: Jeff and Ryan embark on a journey that many have taken, but no one should: to play every Final Fantasy game. Will they learn something about the games, or themselves? Will they lose their minds? Find out, as a six episode season one chronicling the first... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S3E8 - That Belongs in Space: We start the No One Can Know About This time capsule as we enter Zozo, the poor town where everyone is a liar. We learn about a movie pitch that will sadly never be, we find Terra, and we work to solve a clock puzzle that almost destroys us. Email: NOC... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S3E1 - Put On Your Slave Crown: Jeff and Ryan embark on their longest, most drawn out journey yet: playing Final Fantasy VI. The adventure begins, and we meet a magic girl named Terra, who is wearing the most horrifying and powerful item that could possibly exist in the world. We explo... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S3E3 - The Chewcast (or A Euphemism for Flogging the Dolphin): We go find Edgar’s twin brother Sabin, and defeat his biggest karate rival for him. We also have fun with mouth feel. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S2E1 - A Fresh Extraordinarily Long Journey: It's season 2! Jeff and Ryan embark on an all new journey to play Final Fantasy IV. A journey full of characters, and cutscenes, and dialogue, and more dialogue. Will our hosts learn to make better life choices? Find out the obvious answer to that questi... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S3E7 - Forget It, Jeff, It's Kupotown: We finally finish the choose your own adventure chapter, which leads to a “decisive battle” in a pachinko machine. We fight way too many guards, beat Kefka for the first time, and then try aimlessly to see if a cutscene exists. Then it turns into a flash... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S2E7 - A Conversation Dogs Would Have: It’s the start of a very long day 2. We fight an unexpected boss, learn what it’s like to be a human in a beehive, meet the big chocobo, and display some extraordinary hubris. But you know what? We’re all just bulls in china shops, trying to know how foo... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S3E20 - The Adventure of the Butthole Potato: On a search for things shaped like dragons, we get sucked into some kind of butthole, which spits us into some kind of cave dungeon. So we explore it and find Gogo. Then it’s time for My Fair Gau, or Pygmalian with Gau… however you want to put it. After ... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S2E8 - I Can't Even Find Bigfoot: We consider the real impact of video games on our youth, meet a new Ninja Man, and defeat the nicest fiend in the game. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
53 min listen
S3E25 Part 2 - The Light of Judgement: Part 2 of the season finale! It’s time to fix the world, defeat this nihilist clown, and reach resolution! Then we look back and take stock of this insane, epic experience that was Final Fantasy VI. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S2E13 Part 1 - The Hatred Dimension: It’s part 1 of the season finale, and we couldn’t be in worse shape. But we enter the final boss battle anyway, and learn some lessons that we’ll probably forget. This episode starts when it was around 8am. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
69 min listen
S3E10 - Breeding For Mass Destruction: A new day dawns and it’s time to go to the Magitek research facility to get wayyyy too many espers. We meet Cid, learn about one way elevators, and end up on a siezurescape minecart ride that we’ll never forget. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodc... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S3E21 - It's a Double Puzzle Situation: We get all geared up to go do the Magic Tower, but end up sidetracked by accidentally entering the Phoenix Cave. So we get Locke back in the party, and head down under the Figaro Desert, looking for our 100,000 dollar clues. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S2E5 - Go Beyond the Banana: In this episode we go beyond bananas, we learn lessons from two headed snakes, and while all this is happening, Final Fantasy IV is played. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S3E5 - Coffee and Olives: It’s the “Found” episode of No One Can Know About This! After learning we had lost all the audio from the last two episodes (which, as YOU are aware, didn’t end up happening), we start the game over. But first we regroup and reorient by going out for clo... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S2E2 - This Is Not Final Fantasy One: We try to keep our minds sharp, attempt to move on from our previous experience, deconstruct some classic jokes, and break through road blocks in the game. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S2E9 - Future Me?: We enter the land of trap doors, learn from our past and future selves, and experience a dungeon that almost ruins Jeff. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S7E34 - Adventures in Brain Melt: Come hang out with us during this “intermission” type episode. We will return to playing FFIX next week, but for now, we investigate our life while melting our brain by watching hours and hours of youtube. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nock... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S7E32 - Final Fantasy Brain: We all wake up in Lindblum and pick up the pieces after Alexandria was destroyed. Dagger is speechless, and we need to turn Cid back into a human. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For M... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S7E31 - Just Summoner Things: We win a card tournament in Treno, then head back to Alexandria for the big coronation. Will Garnet’s ascension to queen go off without a hitch? Nope. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat F... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S2E8 - I Can't Even Find Bigfoot

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