Is this the weirdest buildup to an Ashes ever? Join comedians Andy Zaltzman (English, in Australia) and Felicity Ward (Australian, in England) as the greatest sporting event known to man rapidly approaches. Hear Felicity's prophetic prediction from the previous Ashes in 2019, an exclusive final diary entry from former Australia captain Little Timmy Paine's autobiography No Paine, No Gain, the invention of Squid Game cricket, and dick jokes - because of course there are dick jokes. There's also stats. Lots of stats.Starring Andy Zaltzman and Felicity WardProduced by Ped Hunter and Chris Skinner See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.