On today's episode, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened when Alex Jones got really drunk on episode #911 of the Joe Rogan Experience. Topic covered include: Does Alex have excuses for his Y2K episode that actually make his actions worse? Does Alex believe what he believes the elites secretly believe? When discussing Paragraph B, does Paragraph C matter? Who, other than your least favorite uncle, calls whiskey "apple juice?" How much Isaac Asimov has Alex read?