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162: 162 - Assland

FromThe Tim Dillon Show

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Aug 25, 2019

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The Patreon is up! Link below! This week Tim broadcasts from the garage at 2 in the morning to talk about Songland, a funny idea he pitched with Mullen that got rejected, and yet another altercation at Swinger's Diner. It's war now.
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Aug 25, 2019

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Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.

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150 - Your Thoughts Have No Value (with Luke Touma): Tim's final show from NYC! This week he's joined by fellow comedian Luke Touma. They talk about the recent Legion of Skanks/ Milo controversy, the idiocy that is the masterclass series, and how Tim found himself at an open mic the other night. All... by The Tim Dillon Show
64 min listen
155 - Death By Chocolate: Live from the porch in Los Angeles! Tim talks the milkshake wars, his return to Swingers diner, Billie Eilish, and Louie's appearance at Skankfest. Please Support Our Sponsors: Go to and follow the link at the bottom to get 10% OFF... by The Tim Dillon Show
70 min listen
161 - The Los Angeles Liars: The Patreon is up! Link below! Tim broadcasts from the deck and argues why it's virtuous to never tell the truth, rants on the Jeffrey Epstein case, and offers an apology to the Your Mom's House Network. Join the Patreon for bonus episodes, all the... by The Tim Dillon Show
102 min listen
152 - Feral: Tim is joined by Devan Costa live from the porch once again. Tim is settling down in Los Angeles and running into a lot of demons and feral people. Please Support Our Sponsors: Go to and follow the link at the bottom to get 10% OFF... by The Tim Dillon Show
67 min listen
145 - King of the Restaurant (Guest: Ray Kump): Strap in for a blast from the past! Tim is joined by past co-host Ray Kump (Kump, Our Love is Disgusting) for a classic Dillon & Kump discussion. They talk about the state of the nation, the current administration, the industry, and of course, the... by The Tim Dillon Show
70 min listen
148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas): Tim's penultimate NYC episode comes with special guest (and TDIGTH favorite) Yannis Pappas! Tim and Yannis discuss the sinking ship that we're all on, what the future may hold, the importance of having children, and how the emergence of celebrity... by The Tim Dillon Show
73 min listen
151 - Toddler Suicide Bomber: Tim's first podcast after the move to LA, live from a porch. He sits down with his producer and talks the Milo controversy, theater kid mentality, how to get the government's attention, Laura Loomer, and how to call into the show. Please Support Our... by The Tim Dillon Show
62 min listen
170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1: Tim and Ray podcast and drive in this two part episode in a minivan across Long Island. They go from the North Shore, to the shack that Ray grew up in, all while swapping stories and avoiding the police. Part two is patreon only. Click here for Tim... by The Tim Dillon Show
115 min listen
169 - We're The Dirtbags: Tim recounts a winding tale through his past about the time he tracked down his stolen phone, the future of the nation, and gets the record straight on people that make politics their personality. For bonus episodes: Please Support Our Sponsors: ... by The Tim Dillon Show
112 min listen
162 - Assland: The Patreon is up! Link below! This week Tim broadcasts from the garage at 2 in the morning to talk about Songland, a funny idea he pitched with Mullen that got rejected, and yet another altercation at Swinger's Diner. It's war now. For Bonus... by The Tim Dillon Show
71 min listen
208 - Let's Have A Party: Tim talks a big party he's going to throw, why he loves AOC so much, a yummy baked beans controversy, and why a corporate steakhouse is in trouble. Bonus Episodes every week: Merch: Please Support Our Sponsors: WALLETS - to... by The Tim Dillon Show
101 min listen
147 - Love Tim (with Kevin Tienkin): It's another outdoor episode with Tim in LA! This time, Kevin Tienkin joins Tim on the porch for a discussion about trash TV, living by the beach, and what life is like around the rest of the USA. Plus more, on this week's episode of Tim Dillon is... by The Tim Dillon Show
83 min listen
149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower): Tune in this week for a very special episode of Tim Dillon is Going to Hell. This week's episode was recorded LIVE from Moontower Comedy Festival with the legend Ron Bennington. What more do you need? You have to listen to this one. Please Support... by The Tim Dillon Show
59 min listen
163 - How To Be Popular: Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from the deck, Tim shares his wisdom on how to gain popularity in school and rise the ranks in society, even though most of you are probably shot. For Bonus Episodes, all the archives, and longer sketches: ... by The Tim Dillon Show
56 min listen
153 - Gavin McInnes: Tim has a conversation with Gavin McInnes. Please Support Our Sponsors: Go to and follow the link at the bottom to get 10% OFF any Wix Premium Plans! Check out Infinite CBD and see which one of their products is going to enhance... by The Tim Dillon Show
79 min listen
177 - Sober December: Tim goes off on people's sick obsession with pets, having Kyle Kashuv on the podcast, office Christmas parties, and navigating the holidays sober. For weekly Bonus Episodes: | | Tim Dillon Live Dates: | | Support The Show with... by The Tim Dillon Show
93 min listen
171 - Brownie Boat: Tim returns from Florida to record in a hotel in Burbank. He talks tracking down the brownie boat at Twistee Treat, the time he went to rehab, podcasting at Pervert Park, and then stick around after the second advertisement to hear a 30 minute bonus... by The Tim Dillon Show
95 min listen
157 - Cancel Your Family: Coming to you live from the porch to discuss a Taco Bell altercation, Boomers, Tim's venture to see Epstein, and what Gary V got wrong. We are being shadow banned. Please follow TimJDillon on Instagram. Please Support Our Sponsors: Go... by The Tim Dillon Show
78 min listen
154 - The 3 AM Episode: Tim decides to start recording at 3 in the morning. He tells stories about growing up in Long Island, and makes a big announcement. Please Support Our Sponsors: Go to and follow the link at the bottom to get 10% OFF... by The Tim Dillon Show
79 min listen
168 - The Funniest Guy I Ever Met: Tim talks going to Logan Paul's house, getting sober, and how many of you need to get a life. Patreon for bonus episodes: Please Support Our Sponsors: MyBookie! - Bet on sports online using MyBookie. Use promo code TIM to get a 100% bonus on your... by The Tim Dillon Show
57 min listen
167 - Beach Corpse: Live from the deck once again, except this time there's a woman thrashing around in the bushes while they record. Tim goes off on Nextdoor racism, the beachbody pyramid scheme, and why he loves funerals. Patreon for bonus episodes: Please... by The Tim Dillon Show
78 min listen
146 - Small Town Girl: This week we find Tim in the middle of an LA blackout, joined by Devan Costa. There's talk of a high speed police chase, a hypothetical shootout, and an Uber driver conversation (followed by a Tim Dillon special investigation) that will make your hair... by The Tim Dillon Show
60 min listen
192 - Coronavirus The Musical: Tim predicts all there is to come and offers a fresh perspective on the end of the world. Bonus Episodes every week: Live Dates: Merch: Please Support Our Sponsors: use promo TIM use promo TIM. Follow the show: Tim... by The Tim Dillon Show
72 min listen
172 - Long Island Wedding: Live from the deck of the Safari Inn in Burbank, CA. Tim proposes comedy journalists should let him ghost write articles for them, and talks his high school Halloween shenanigans, getting stopped around LA trying to shoot the Epstein temple video, and... by The Tim Dillon Show
94 min listen
159 - Bomb Disney World: Live from the porch! Tim goes off on people going to Disney World, smoking weed in your mid-thirties, and his parent's divorce. Please Support Our Sponsors: Go to and follow the link at the bottom to get 10% OFF any Wix Premium... by The Tim Dillon Show
97 min listen
165 - Please Come Kill Us: Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from New York, its Tim and Ray Kump in one of the greatest episodes to date. They try to call Better Help, recap a bizarre missed connection, and look back at a life wasted. Patreon: Please Support Our... by The Tim Dillon Show
78 min listen
187 - Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows: In a two part episode, Tim rants in the new studio about Joaquin Phoenix and the Academy Awards, his thriving jewel business, and what the American people really want: puppets. For weekly Bonus Episodes: Tim Dillon Live Dates: Please Support Our... by The Tim Dillon Show
73 min listen
181 - Low Cost, High Quality: Live from the car on the way to Manhattan Beach and back, Tim recaps his Christmas fiasco with his family, James Charles saying the n word, the fetishization of mental illness, the "new" information on Epstein, and Tim's Jewelry line he's launching. ... by The Tim Dillon Show
86 min listen
164 - Life In The Big City: Patreon link for bonus episodes below. Tim talks about loveless couple's Instagram vacations, Meghan McCain, the future of Tim's comedy career, and a very wise man from his past. Patreon: Please Support Our Sponsors: Go to and follow the link at... by The Tim Dillon Show
66 min listen
198 - I'm A Hero: Tim has a confrontation with a cop, goes in on celebrity quarantine shows, and gives the real graduation speech everyone now deserves. Bonus Episodes every week: Live Dates: Merch: Please Support Our Sponsors: to get 10% off... by The Tim Dillon Show
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