On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ...

Round 1: We’re tanning our testicles now.
Round 2: To all the battalion XOs out there, be advised. Throwing a party for someone at work could end up costing you 450k in fines.
Round 3: Update the safety brief. Ladies, if you gotta fart, let it rip. Otherwise, youll be taking a trip to see the corpsman.
Round 4: Russia had a ship sink this week, but so did we, and in Buffalo NY of all places… let’s dive to the bottom of it…