On today's show we're got 5 rounds in the magazine ...

Round 1: In a rare turn of events, a soldier put their struggles on the internet and the military community gassed them the fuck up!

Round 2: A person who we assume is a Chinese Lance Corporal has been living in an airport for 14 years. We are gonna do a virtual field day of his room.

Round 3: The Russians are going to need to update their safety briefs after some breakfast buns and booze leave many of the occupiers dead.

Round 4: War crimes are becoming more and more common in Ukraine. We’ll give you some information on what's happening there.

Round 5: While committing those war crimes, Russia tried to do a sleight of hand by having a beauty competition for their women soldiers. Kate is gonna love this round.