A Murder of Crows

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A Murder of Crows

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Apr 7, 2020

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Apr 7, 2020

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Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher, buck and bumble through the magical backwater world of Cordelia. One hopes you enjoy both japes AND scrapes, because honestly, it would be impossible to disentangle one from the other, given their profound entwinement in this particular piece of entertainment. Produced by Taylor Moore @ Fortunate Horse.

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Buggin' Out: Live free or die? Eat or get eaten? Are you in, or are you out? It's a wild night in the Soaking Valley County Jail as our heroes fight for their freedom and their lives when a jailbreak gets out of control. Exits must be taken. And choices? Ain't so such thing as easy ones, and they all gotta get made, babeee. by Rude Tales of Magic
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Rude Tales of Magic presents "Married to the Sea" LIVE at Union Hall: This episode of Rude Tales of Magic was recorded live in front of a studio audience. Also, it's non-canon so anyone ESPECIALLY STIRFRY can die. by Rude Tales of Magic
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Kebin: We got a Kebin situation. by Rude Tales of Magic
80 min listen
Mother Knows Best: It's a family reunion...of sorts, when our heroes are introduced to their mysterious host in the heart of The Nest. Who or what is She? What dark trials must our heroes best? What will be the horrible price of their freedom? If sweat is the pee of the skin, is spit the pee of the mouth? ALL WILL BE ANSWERED in... Mother Knows Best! All the music in this episode is by HOME. Goodness gracious go buy that album at https://music.midwestcollective.us/album/before-the-night Then come hang out with us on Patreon. You'll love it. It's fun. by Rude Tales of Magic
87 min listen
Rude Tales of Magic: The Trailer: Captain tease, please! by Rude Tales of Magic
2 min listen
Class Dismissed: The beginning! What a fine place to start. We meet our nascent heroes in the throes of the beginning of the sunset of their scholastic salad days. Demon possessions, ominous warnings, and threats from Hell itself auger ill and trouble. Can they matriculate from danger to destiny? Can they graduate magna cum...adventure? Come hear even more perfect-but-accessible-in-a-fun-sexy-way entertainment at www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic by Rude Tales of Magic
89 min listen
When You're Here: Exhausted and fed up, our heroes battle and cajole their way through the last leg of the Teenage Woods and its brood of ridiculous and dangerous denizens. But what lies beyond? After all this, can you go home again? And what might you find there? Can our heroes bear the revelations of the Dawn house? Can you? by Rude Tales of Magic
82 min listen
Black Lives Matter. Solidarity Forever.: Please visit the link in the show notes and help in any way that you can. by Rude Tales of Magic
1 min listen
The Cave and The Mistress: Captured! Desperate! And...Deadly? The gang races, and riddles, to save their friends from the completely reasonable consequences of their own actions. Missions are accepted and secrets are, you guessed it, revealed. Can justice be averted? Can the group dynamic ever heal? What's YOUR Hungry Boy Score? All this and more, NOW! by Rude Tales of Magic
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Down for the Count: Metaphorically at-sea and literally in-woods, our heroes struggle to survive encounters with the natives and wildlife of the Teenage Forest. Thirsty provincial royalty, swarms of altered beasts, secret societies, ancient mad scientists, and more await our heroes in the dark hollows of the great woods on this night. But will they all live to see the dawn? Become, with us, the awakened dreamer at patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic by Rude Tales of Magic
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GIANT SIZED New Year's Eve Holiday SPECTACULAR: Meet the industrious dwarves of Flammable Rock Holdings. They're naughty, they're nice, and they've got just a few hours to plan the ultimate company New Year's Eve party. Can they book the talent? Can they find a last minute venue? Can they defeat the giant avatar of Father Time whose inexorable march threatens everything including the passed canapes and champagne tower!?!?! Behold new game masters Ali Fisher and Chris Hastings in this, our first Holiday One Off Spectacular! For real, these two are gonna blow your mind. Happy new year! by Rude Tales of Magic
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TEASER: Rude Tales LIVE at Union Hall 1/24/20: Feeling TEASED Yet? Well you 'bout to feel it! Here's a little slice of our recent live show at Union Hall in historic Brooklyn, New York, USA. Stranded on a pirate ship, the gang must reconcile a mutiny against the captain before it takes them all to a watery grave. To hear the WHOLE, VERY GOOD episode (one of the main characters gets a gun) subscribe to the show on Patreon at patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic by Rude Tales of Magic
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Dial E for Elf: When a rich, protestant elf gets epsteined (murdered) at the posh Lindseyngham Manor, our heroes must become the crack investigators they were always meant to be. Listen as they ruthlessly interrogate witnesses, brilliantly analyze evidence, and work as a team to explore all the potential angles in this well-structured whodunit! by Rude Tales of Magic
96 min listen
Rain of Terror: Snatched! In the midst of hard won revelations and a daring jailhouse rescue, our heroes have been taken by the most freshman cult in Cordelia. What plans do the Fractus stans have in store? Can Count Ivan weather the storm? And who will reckon with the Devil of the Desert? All this and infinitely more, awaits you....if you dare. by Rude Tales of Magic
97 min listen
It Sphinx In Here: Riddle Guy '97. If you weren't there, you'll never know. Festival flings, ancient dangers unexpectedly returning, and a daring plan to rescue a kidnapped crow. Yep, Riddle Guy '97 truly had it all. It sure was...one crazy summer. by Rude Tales of Magic
102 min listen
Brothers Keeper: The dead speak! Sort of. But there's no peace in the valley today, hombre. A brief respite in the Delighted Wife quickly turns to mystery, danger, and violence. Can our heroes rejoin what malice and circumstance have torn asunder? Can one person ever REALLY know another? Is there life beyond death? ALL answers will be revealed! by Rude Tales of Magic
91 min listen
[Miniseries] Come At the King: Chapter 2: The blast from the past continues as our would be assassins delve into the sultry Suggestions District, on the lookout for an infamous bugbear femme fatale and her terrible secret about the Emperor. From outré vice to the inner circles of Payola's aristocracy, the mission to end the Emperor blunders ahead, but what illicit ears listen from the city's dark shadows? by Rude Tales of Magic
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Way Down in the Hole: The gang goes Down Under! Down under the ground that is! As an increasingly unstable Hot Roddy leads them deeper and deeper into the stone bowels beneath the Switchblades, our heroes are threatened and tested like never before (in cave) and shockingly confronted by a powerful, and powerfully erotic...uhh, figure. by Rude Tales of Magic
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Pack Your Bags: Chickens come home to roost as our heroes juggle obligations old and new. Backs are stabbed. Deals are made. Loyalty is pledged. The long arm of the law doesn't bend, and destiny (or destruction?) tightens its grip. Meanwhile....the mountaintop awaits. by Rude Tales of Magic
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Fools Crush In (LIVE in Brooklyn): The gang is whisked away by a malevolent, though romantic, force who will pry every secret from their most hidden hearts! Can they survive his psychological gauntlet? What truth will they dare to reveal? This episode of Rude Tales of Magic was recorded in front of a live studio audience of ONLY people we have crushes on. by Rude Tales of Magic
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All the Little Ants: Froggie went a courtin' and when he did ride, DANGER must surely follow. Our heroes find themselves in the good graces and iron clutches of one Mr. Scrum Fabulous, the gadabout flycatcher and never not plotting crime lord of Soaking Valley. What choice will they make regarding his offer they can't refuse? Must all reunions be brief? Must all goodbyes be Irish? Answers inside! by Rude Tales of Magic
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TEASER Lasers and Feelings #1: To whet your appetites until the return of the Polaris University gang in two weeks, listen to this: a new trailer for our just released Lasers and Feelings episode. NOW ON PATREON!!! Joe Lepore guides dangerous Dr. Meredith Gray (Ali Fisher), mixologist alien Groomda (Tim Platt), protocol droid Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings), and hotshot pilot Legs Loveless (Producer Taylor Moore) on a madcap and self destructive space adventure as they race aboard their spaceship the Raptor to try and stop galactic armageddon. Lasers and Feelings is a great game, and if you've never played before this is actually a pretty good introduction. Whodda thunk. by Rude Tales of Magic
3 min listen
UNLOCKED: Blood Tales of Depravity: Ever wanted to hear “The Rude Crew” play Vampire: The Masquerade? No? Well eat shit because -due to our producer falling ill- it’s HERE! That’s right this BONUS EPISODE has crash landed on the shores of Whitby and is available FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION! Revel in this “music of the night” as a team of vampires go absolutely apeshit on the biggest apple of them all: New York City. Blood, intrigue, and mesh shirts abound in this FORBIDDEN episode of Rude Tales of Magic. This ain’t your daddy’s TTRPG, unless your dad is a goth guy from the 90s. Priests… you MIGHT wanna skip this one. by Rude Tales of Magic
151 min listen
Breaking Dawn: Exit, pursued by human-sized bats. Our heroes fly across the dunes and dust of the Trashlands, exhausted and terrified, to escape the attacking swarm, but from the East comes dawn, and with it? Why nothing more than life, death, and truth itself. The harsh light of morning pushes our heroes to a crisis point, and nothing will ever be the same. by Rude Tales of Magic
79 min listen
Riddle Guy: When we meet for the first time I bring joy, but see me again and I bring only despair. I always tell, and always ask, though, try as you might, you cannot say the same. I have defeated kings and been bested by children. What am I? See episode notes for the answer, gumshoes! by Rude Tales of Magic
100 min listen
[UNLOCKED] Encyclopedia Cordelia: Origins of Empire: [UNLOCKED! The Encyclopedia Cordelia is a new mini-show, sort of a "quick bite" or "qui-bi", that explores all the geography, history, and lore of the world of Cordelia. Written by insatiable lore-freak Branson Reese, every episode will be available via our subscribers-only feed. Drink from the black grail, and conjoin with us at patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic by Rude Tales of Magic
9 min listen
In the Flesh: BEHOLD THE MODERN PROMETHEUS! We return to the pinnacle of the Switchblades, where the mad goblitect/Flesh Titan Brian Fuck stomps madly among the thatched roofs and freed peoples of Ruleshaven. Just when ya need a magical Bell of Rules there's never one around. Ain't that the way? Or could there be some other way? A price paid in flesh of course...but whose? by Rude Tales of Magic
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[NEW Miniseries!] Come At The King: Chapter 1: While the original Rude Tales gang waits out quarantine in Stirfry’s pocket (no food), here's a tale from Cordelia's mysterious past: COME AT THE KING, a miniseries set 500 years before the events of Rude Tales! by Rude Tales of Magic
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[Miniseries] Come at the King: The Final Chapter: Sic semper tyrannis. by Rude Tales of Magic
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[UNLOCKED] Rude Talks of Chatting #10 "Buggin Out": The Rude Tales' VAULT has been OPENED and this episode of Rude Talks of Chatting (our aftershow for Patrons) has been UNLOCKED. This is the episode discussing episode 10, Buggin Out, about the prison break in the Soaking Valley. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did: a lot! by Rude Tales of Magic
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SUMMER SPECIAL: Summer Draft '23: While we're sure you're desperate to hear the next chapter of our gripping tale, the back half of August is a time to slow down, relax, and enjoy those last days of summer. So the Bad Boys of Podcasting (Chris, Tim, and Joe) sit down to draft the ULTIMATE SUMMER. Then, Branson and Carly drop in to choose the winner, but who knows where it goes from there?? Toss on some shades, pour yourself an Arnold Palmer, and enjoy, baby. We'll be back in two weeks for the next thrilling episode in our main campaign! To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and by Rude Tales of Magic
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Enter the Mother, Part 3: Good News and bad news. To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support by Rude Tales of Magic
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Enter the Mother, Part 2: Deep beneath the Soaking Va-sorry, Soaking MOTHER, our heroes find themselves face to face with some familiar faces, but has anyone been spared by the ravages of time? Probably not! Deals are made. Lines are drawn. Prophylactics are discussed. Just another day in Rude Tales of Magic! To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël create by Rude Tales of Magic
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Enter The Mother, Part 1: Do you remember the first time you took a long trip away from home, and then came back, and found some small detail had changed? Maybe the 7-Eleven repainted the lines in the parking lot, or your dentist was arrested for arson. Whatever it was, that small detail told you that home had, and would always, move on without you. This episode is like that, but instead of the parking lot thing it's that the entire Soaking Valley is in the thrall of Mother. Whoops! See Tim Platt perform his absurdist, musical standup at on July 25th in Brooklyn at his show Made of Bugs! To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We by Rude Tales of Magic
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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cottage: We know the Rude crew loves a cottage, but how will they react when confronted with our *jolliest* NPC yet? Why, it's probably going to go great! I bet that everybody leaves this episode as happily as they enter it. Buckle up for an incident-free episode of our podcast :) WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment by Rude Tales of Magic
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[Patreon Preview] MÖRK BORG: "One day all will blacken and burn. Just as the Two-Headed Basilisks have predicted. The world is dying, time is short." Today we're playing MÖRK BORG: "A doom metal album of a game - Rules light, heavy everything else." Featuring Christopher Hastings, Joe Lepore and Tim Platt. Edited and sound designed by Kodiak Sanders with help from Taylor Moore at Fortunate Horse. Mörk Borg is by Pelle Nilsson and Johan Nohr. Snatch it up for yourself at your local game shop or morkborg.com. To hear the entire game, head over to our Patreon for the whole adventure and hours of more incredible stuff you can only get there!! Who knows- perhaps your subscription will postpone the apocalypse for one day more... Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omny.fm/listener for privacy information. by Rude Tales of Magic
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Come Glide With Me: There there, friend. Please, rest on this comfortable, padded stool. It can be so hard to download a podcast, but somehow you've done it. Well done! Why don't I pour you a favorite beverage? Perhaps, if you're brave enough, you can also it hit play. But it's also brave to not hit play... WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to you by Rude Tales of Magic
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A Classic Case of Manassas, Virginia: A thrilling tale told in a convenient "downloadable" audio format to fit your your active lifestyle! FEATURING: -An exceedingly pleasant demon summoning. -A WEIiiirRRRdd town -HELLS SECRETS REVEALED. -An unforgettable learning experience. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his wo by Rude Tales of Magic
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It's Fly Time, Baby!: As our heroes depart the Woods Beyond the Woods, they find themselves one step closer to Hell. But those dark storm clouds on the horizon, are they real or metaphorical? Wait, they're real AND metaphorical?? Now this I gotta hear! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and suppo by Rude Tales of Magic
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