On today's show it's a Valentine's Day Edition and we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ...

Round 1: Many people are saying that the Department of Defense should spend billions of dollars on cows. Seems stupid, right? It should only seem stupid if youre an idiot.

Round 2: Woman showed remarkable situational awareness over the weekend. As a result, her wordle loving mama isnt dead.

Round 3: Finally all of you nasty little worms who love having your dick skinners all toasty can achieve your hand warmth via a new technology that makes me sick.

Round 4: More reporting on the exit from Afghanistan reveals just how dire the situation really was.

Round 5: An update about Ukraine from the real experts