“Don’t you dare hug Grandma.”
“Stop playing on the floor and get on screen.”
“Yes, we can go to the playground, but you may not play with the other children.”
We asked our listeners in our Facebook group to tell us all the things never thought we’d say– and now are. Not all of these things are bad. Amy has become a fan of dog walking, now that it's a guaranteed 15-minute respite from Zoom.
Others, of course, are not so great. Life on the coronacoaster can be pretty surprising sometimes.

(One correction: Amy makes a half-remembered Biblical reference to sparrows who neither toil nor spin. It's actually the lilies of the field.)
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