Age, sex, location, bb! From dial-up to digital, chat rooms to dating apps, the Thots explore the internet! We probe every corner of the 'net for first porn experiences, earliest AIM screen names, and primitive illicit searches for online queer community—before we knew we were queers!

We're off to the races by pushing Florida out of the non-binary closet, our Heaux of Honor, Dylan Marron, assures us that in fact, Glenn Close is a great Mom, and for dessert Angelica Houston invites you into her coven.

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