Dad Says (Part 1)

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Dad Says (Part 1)

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57 minutes

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Nov 5, 2020

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Eleven-year-old Scorpius Malfoy starts writing to Harry. Harry starts to fall in love with Draco through his portrayal in his son's letters.

Music by Beats by Con

Released:

Nov 5, 2020

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Titles in the series (53)

Falling in love with your worst enemy sounds like a bad idea. That’s no reason not to assume Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy won’t do it in every fanfic I write. If you're looking for feelsy fraught Drarry banter, you’re in the right place! Read my fics on AO3: https://bit.ly/3hSFPjJ Sign up for my newsletter: https://newsletter.gallapod.com Follow me: https://www.instagram.com/let_them_eat_books

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Dad Says (Part 1): Eleven-year-old Scorpius Malfoy starts writing to Harry. Harry starts to fall in love with Draco through his portrayal in his son's letters. Music by Beats by Con by The Gallapod
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Can I Tell You Something (Part 4): Harry inadvertently confesses love for Draco. It does not go well. Join my newsletter here! https://newsletter.gallapod.com Music: Beats by Con by The Gallapod
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