Eve brings Dawson a copy of the PSAT and he, in turn, brings it to the Creek kids. When a fire alarm goes off, the test gets stolen, and instead of Dawson seeing this as the gift it is, he decides he's going to track down who, exactly stole it.

In the meantime, Jack is getting the snot beaten out of him in football practice and thinks it's because he's gay, but really it's because he's the new kid. And Joey is consistently sexually harassed by her boss. Ugh.

When Dawson blames a drunk and sad over Andie Pacey for the test being stolen, they get into a fight and Joey runs to Pacey's aid, providing comfort and solace in a way we've never seen these two before.

Put on your life preservers and remember to ask permission before boarding. We're in for a wild ride!

We hope everyone is staying safe, healthy, and sane. Hope we help you get through this week.

Join us for Season 3, Episode 3 of the 90s teen drama Dawson's Creek!

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