The hilarious Chris Farah joins Barbara and Tess for a recap of Tess's adventure at Britney's conservatorship hearing. Tess goes into details re: what kind of tie Brit's conservator was wearing and more. The ladies get into the rest of the family's complicit silence and wonder when B is going to give us the Kentwood Christmas album we deserve.  Then it's off to Topanga Canyon, where Brit is at lunch with the boys, making skits and enjoying the Inn of the Seventh Ray's magical Snow White atmosphere.  And finally...Britney visits a beautiful tree, which is...apparently a yearly tradition?