I'm Gonna Marry Chocolate (with Guy Branum)

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I'm Gonna Marry Chocolate (with Guy Branum)

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43 minutes

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Nov 23, 2017

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Guy Branum (@guybranum) of Talk Show: The Game Show joins Babs and Tess to dissect Britney's relationships with men and more importantly, with chocolate. Follow us on instagram @britneysgram!

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Nov 23, 2017

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Each week, comedians Tess Barker and Barbara Gray discuss and dissect Britney Spears's Instagram posts.

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7 Just Let Me Shop & No One Gets Hurt: Things seem to have taken a dark turn on Britney's instagram and Tess and Babs are here to dive deep into the meaning behind Britney's cryptic posts as well as why she erased a caption about getting locked out of her house. Things are gettin' weird,... by Britney's Gram
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14 Pink Has Always Been My Favorite color: Lots of juicy posts this week from Brit including a mini-fashion show, an view into her home gym, and a lil trip outside of her house. Also a new choker has been spotted! We debate if Britney really loves working out or is just doing it out of duty of... by Britney's Gram
31 min listen
8 Payback is a You-Know-What (with Eliza Skinner): Eliza Skinner, head writer for "Drop the Mic," and writer on "The Late Late Show," and "Adam Ruins Everything," stops by to chat with Barbara and Tess about her own experience seeing Britney in Vegas and the fascination with her that ensued. Plus... by Britney's Gram
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2 Love Is Blind (with Bryan Safi): Bryan Safi (@bryansafi) of Throwing Shade joins Tess and Babs to discuss Britney's Halloween day post in front of what appears to be a blind horse. We also discuss Britney's "Gimme One Reason" fashion show, and the now-classic Britney and Mariah Carey... by Britney's Gram
36 min listen
1 The Veranda Video: In this inaugural episode of Britney's Instagram, comedians Tess Barker and Barbara Gray discuss their reason behind starting the podcast, and they breakdown Britney's video of her painting on her veranda. by Britney's Gram
28 min listen
11 The Little Black Dress of People: Tess and Babs fantasize about doing a clothing exchange with Brit and share some insider info from a band member, then relish in the various beach photos the 'gram has gifted us this week. Special #tbt of the time Britney faked crying over her dog... by Britney's Gram
32 min listen
9 We Are All Dreamers: Britney drops a rare political post with a message for Congress about the Dream Act, rocking a "We Are All Dreamers" shirt, as well as Uggs and sweats. Tess and Babs get into this as well as Brit's famous picture with Hillary Clinton. Also..is... by Britney's Gram
26 min listen
35 I Think He Knew It Was Coming: Discovery Channel has #SharkWeek, well, Britney has #Prankweek. This week's gram has got some classic Brit prank skits with her son, featuring the latest choker we've all come to know and love. Plus an amazing deep dive of an old post that shows up... by Britney's Gram
29 min listen
3 The Whole Thing Is A Party: Britney's back on a new veranda, with a new painting, and Tess and Babs go (maybe too far) in depth discussing the new video. They also chat about Robin Leach's purchase of Britney's flower painting, a peach cobbler listener theory, and there's a... by Britney's Gram
31 min listen
4 I'm Gonna Marry Chocolate (with Guy Branum): Guy Branum (@guybranum) of Talk Show: The Game Show joins Babs and Tess to dissect Britney's relationships with men and more importantly, with chocolate. Follow us on instagram @britneysgram! by Britney's Gram
43 min listen
5 Thanksgiving at Brit's House: This week, Babs and Tess give thanks for Britney's three Turkey Day Instagram posts, breaking them down one by one and debating whether Brit actually popped that frozen garlic bread into the oven or had someone else do it. We recommend sipping on a... by Britney's Gram
29 min listen
12 Nachos All The Way!!!!!: Brit's done with her Vegas show and her instagram shows it - girl is B-O-R-E-D. We were treated to a few gems this week, including some nerdy selfies, a self-filmed fashion show, and a bowl of very weird nachos. by Britney's Gram
29 min listen
6 The 360 Video (with Heather Jewett): Tess and Babs are joined by Heather Jewett (@bimbosummit) to discuss the 360 singing video that Britney dropped on her birthday, apparently in response to Madonna. We get into the conservatorship and more. by Britney's Gram
51 min listen
16 Not A Batgirl, Not Yet A Batwoman: We're celebrating Valentine's with our Valentine, Britney Jean Spears. We discuss the 360 workout video the includes a mystery tiny dollhouse couch, Britney's photography skills, and her choice of post for Valentine's Day. Also, some big gossip about... by Britney's Gram
43 min listen
13 Cool Cool Cool (with Steven Ray Morris and Analise Nelson): Steven Ray Morris (@stevenraymorris) and Analise Nelson (@iamanabot) of the podcast Popular Music join Babs and Tess to talk MORE beach pics and take a further dive into #Nachogate. They discuss if Brit's Pepsi commercial will make a Superbowl... by Britney's Gram
40 min listen
18 The Hollywood Beauty Awards (with Andie Bolt): Tess and Babs are joined by the hilarious Andie Bolt this week to discuss what we always discuss...Britney Spears' Instagram feed. Brit's rebounded from a dark text to accepting an award at the esteemed Hollywood Beauty Awards, which might as well be... by Britney's Gram
54 min listen
10 We Are All Flesh But She's Britney Spears (with Amanda Savage): Amanda Savage (Savage Talks) joins T & B to discuss Brit's New Year's Eve performance and what may lie beyond the Vegas residency. by Britney's Gram
34 min listen
21 Please God Don't Let Brit Have A Keurig: It seems as thought one of Britney's sons is filming her working out, and Babs and Tess have a lot of questions about this. Brit posts a questionable going-out pic, and a meme that shoots straight for Tess's heart. Tess and Babs reel back in horror... by Britney's Gram
33 min listen
29 The Zoomies: This week is all about hanging out with the kids, as Brit posts what appears to be a skit about the game tag, because it is most definitely not an actual game of tag. We get to see some more painting in the yard, and we talk about a new Britney... by Britney's Gram
30 min listen
17 You Can Always Beat Your Own Leap: Brit is leaping and twirling for joy as she enjoys the Olympics this week. But some carefree fun is followed up with a dark quote about love... then silence. What's going on behind the 'gram?? by Britney's Gram
39 min listen
38 Who Is It??: It's Britney, bitch. Tess and Babs make a haunting discovery about Sam's teeth, as well as Britney's love of skeleton keys and Home Goods aesthetics. She hits Atlantic City for some go-karts and we get a good ole-fashioned Pepsi endorsement. by Britney's Gram
32 min listen
50 - Minion Shit: We may have missed this Minion meme right after recording last week, but we get INTO it here. Then....so much happened during Britney's appearance on the Ellen Show, and we are so glad that Jamie Lynn was there to capture it all..and Brit reaches out... by Britney's Gram
30 min listen
28 Stronger together ?‍??‍: Brit's hitting all the sweet spots this week - a fierce childhood #tbt, an incredible couple's workout with Sam that is for sure foreplay, double rainbow, a mysteriously hollandaise-free benedict, and a secret message hidden inside some emojis. Plus a... by Britney's Gram
43 min listen
15 They'll Either Want To Kill You, Kiss You, Or Be You (with Megan Gailey): The quote. The kitten. The hat. There's a lot going on this week. Megan Gailey joins us with a review of JT's Super Bowl performance and we discuss Britney's dark text meme as well as what appears to be purely reposted photos and video. What's behind... by Britney's Gram
47 min listen
22 The One With Chandler And Bootie Shorts: Brit is feeling her #tbt self as we see some throwbacks to the 2002 Grammy Awards with Matthew Perry and his very weird tan. Then, we confirm that Brit is a "pile girl" as she shows off quite possibly the smallest pair of bootie shorts of all... by Britney's Gram
29 min listen
37 Britney Destination: Lots of fun things this week, including some wisdom from a 4-year-old, selfies with the kids, and a deep dive into an interview with Sam about his transformation into Hot Guy. They are truly soulmates! by Britney's Gram
48 min listen
36 We're Back!!!!: We took a week off, but that's alright because it left us with plenty of Brit posts to catch up on this week. There's a little bit of everything - a sunset, a pool selfie with Sam (hello pool choker), a video from tour rehearsal, a shoe meme, and some... by Britney's Gram
47 min listen
41 Before My Show!!: From two-hour solo yoga videos, to a Vanessa Hudgens quote, to an incredibly awkward backstage dance with Sam, we're loving a classic week on the gram!! by Britney's Gram
34 min listen
Don’t You Just Love Jokes ?: Brit loves pranks and she shows it this week with a #TBT that showcases maybe her best acting ever? She posts an old Vine and we question where she got it from - also some nearly identical selfies with the kids and the apples of knowledge. It's... by Britney's Gram
33 min listen
33 Live From The 805: Britney is in Miami, and Babs and Tess hit the road in search of a sombrero that Britney posted from her favorite Mexican restaurant in Thousand Oaks. Do they find it in the parking lot of a strip mall? Listen to find out! by Britney's Gram
37 min listen

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I'm Gonna Marry Chocolate (with Guy Branum)

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