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Feb 7, 2016

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The Time Chris Broke his Neck while Skiing Drunk, Vomited Purple Tuna, was Court-Mandated to a Brain Injury Program (where his roommate wore a diaper)

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Feb 7, 2016

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Stupid Funny Addiction Stories | Recorded around New York |

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Dopey22: Psilocybin, Mushrooms, Jesus, Piss Pants: The Time Chris Ate an Ounce of Mushrooms and Thought he was Jesus (he also pissed his pants, again) by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
34 min listen
Dopey33: Amsterdam, LSD, Stand Up: The Amsterdam Whipping (while on LSD) Story, Special Guest: Vinny by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
84 min listen
Dopey16: Massive Dose, LSD, Prank Phone Call: The Time Chris ate too much LSD and Got Lost in a City Inside his Boxers, with a Prank Phone Call by Mark by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
42 min listen
Dopey5: Skiing Drunk, Broken Neck, TBI, Jail: The Time Chris Broke his Neck while Skiing Drunk, Vomited Purple Tuna, was Court-Mandated to a Brain Injury Program (where his roommate wore a diaper) by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
32 min listen
Dopey11: Nose Punch, Fired, Destruction: The Time Chris Simultaneously Got Punched in the Nose by a Girl, Lost his Job, and Destroyed a Hotel Room by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
42 min listen
Dopey3: Rehab, Overdose, GHB, Harlem, Emergency Room: The Running Away from Rehab and Overdosing on GHB in Harlem Story (with a very tenacious bottle of Mountain Blast Powerade) by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
26 min listen
Dopey17: Addiction Policy, Joe Schrank, Curly Fries: A Sober Talk About Addiction Policy AND the Curly Fries Puke Story, Special Guest: Joe Schrank by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
60 min listen
Dopey18: Sober Living, DXM, Cough Syrup, Drink Piss: The Sober Living Resident Who Drank His Own Piss Story, Special Guest: Alex by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
42 min listen
Dopey20: Weird Airport Guy: The Time Dave Hung out with a Very Weird Airport Guy by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
28 min listen
Dopey9: Mugged, Wrong City: The Mugging and Stranded in the Wrong City Story by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
28 min listen
Dopey24: Farts, Rehab, Lou Reed, Francis: Chris Tells a Listener he Will Blow a Fart into the Microphone, and We Talk about a Rehab Friend who Died by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
28 min listen
Dopey45(Part One): Alina Lodge, Being Charlie, Nick Reiner: Nick Reiner talks about his recent movie, shares his views on addiction, and tells us about the time he spent in one of the country's strictest rehabs by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
67 min listen
Dopey23: Research Chemicals, DMT, 2CB, Methylone, Syringe: The Time Chris Injected Research Chemicals and Hid a Syringe up his Butt... also Dave Sings a Song by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
42 min listen
Dopey28: Robbery, Gun, Drug Dealer: The Refusal to Leave Despite Having a Gun to Head Story, Special Guest: Ryan AND a surprise call in from Chris' sponsor, Dylan by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
70 min listen
Dopey32: Vicodin, Pharmacy Theft, NYC: The Time DJ Stole 1000 Vicodin from the Pharmacy Story, Special Guest: DJ by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
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Dopey15: Knicks, Weed, Madison Square Garden: The Time Dave Got High and Masterminded his Way into the Knicks Game for Free by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
35 min listen
Dopey7: Bob Forrest, Dr. Drew, Psych Ward, Antipsychotics, Haldol: The Bob Forrest and Dr. Drew Story by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
59 min listen
Dopey21: Piss Pants, Tanning, Narcotics Anonymous: The Time Chris Pissed his Pants and Used a Tanning Bed to Dry Them Off by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
30 min listen
Dopey1: First IV Heroin: First IV Heroin Experience and the Turkey Story by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
26 min listen
Dopey34: Ibogaine, Heroin Withdrawal: The Time Dave Smuggled Ibogaine out of Canada to Treat his Heroin Addiction by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
83 min listen
Dopey25: Cocaine Overdose, Prince: The Time a Neighbor Had to Break Down the Door because Chris Overdosed on Cocaine, and a Discussion about Prince by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
34 min listen
Dopey26: Song Singing, Idiots: Dave sings a song that is better than the song that he sang that other time and we read an email and we make a poor viewing choice by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
30 min listen
Dopey19: Smoking on Plane: The Getting Caught while Smoking on the Plane Story, Special Guest: Jeremy by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
32 min listen
Dopey13: Drug Dealers, Robbery, Car Chase: The Drug Dealer's Stories Story by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
29 min listen
Dopey36: Howard Stern, Prank Phone Call: The Chopped and Screwed Episode: Mark Pranks a Rehab (again) AND Dave Retells how he Snuck onto the Howard Stern Show while High by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
64 min listen
Dopey30: LSD, Flashbacks, HPPD: The Time Chris Pretended he was Experiencing Flashbacks to Hide the Fact that he Dropped LSD, Special Guest: Karen by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
80 min listen
Dopey78: Narcan, Antabuse, Random Guy High on the Street, Robbing Diamonds, Carl's Jr, Overdose: Dave plays a recording from a person he bumped into on the street (at 7am) who was high on cocaine and trying to get a call girl. Chris talks about the origins of antabuse and what its like to drink while on the medication.... and how he used to swap out the pills when his ex girlfriend administered them. We play a recording from Daniel about the time he stole diamonds to support his drug addiction... and then had a random little girl hid him in her backyard while the police were looking for him. Lastly, we read an amazing email from Rob about a time he overdosed and his dog scratched his back raw from trying to wake him up... and about a time he lost his drugs in the snow in Brooklyn... and crawled through slush for hours looking for them. by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
73 min listen
Dopey40: Drug Dreams: Drug Dreams while Active and Clean by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
59 min listen
Dopey59: Straight Outta Rehab, Methadone, Step 3, Dopey Analysis, U.K.: In the new "Straigh Outta Rehab" segment, special guest Dave calls in a few days after treatment and tells us about the expereince and how he is doing. Then a man who only wishes to be referred to as "sir" calls in and critques Dopey. Lastly, we play an *amazing* voice memo from Steve in the U.K. entitled "Methadone Piss Vampires" by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
64 min listen
Dopey31: Dopesick, Arrests, Jail, Prison, Touring: Dopesick Stories and Arrest Stories, Special Guest: Jay by Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
100 min listen

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