[EXPLICIT] Pretend We're Football: WTF?!

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[EXPLICIT] Pretend We're Football: WTF?!

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Feb 9, 2021

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Pretend We're Football breaks down what the F happened over the past month and how alarmed Texas basketball fans should actually be. Then they look forward to a potential rebound week and what they will be watching for.

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Feb 9, 2021

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