[EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: Ode to the Texas Offense

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[EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: Ode to the Texas Offense

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Feb 3, 2022

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Pretend We're Football breaks down their thoughts on Texas' offense and why it is the way it is. Then they take a look ahead to what Texas needs to do when Iowa State and Kansas come to town.

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Feb 3, 2022

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