Tony's festive background has us all feeling bad about our own so Wendy Molyneux has done some quick decorating and Dave Huntsberger has stolen away to his familial holiday home. Is any nog as good as Wendy's friend Brent's mom's nog? And why does everyone refuse to offer a screaming hot take? Plus the beds we all sleep in, Dave's bean bags, my curation of Daniel's products, meat tubes, wet versus dry milk, Santa's size relative to elves and humans, Modern Santa class, Santa's sexuality, things Tony (or anyone) shouldn't say on a first date, HFGY and more! Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/