Alie Ward is here and she just got engaged! Jordan Morris is here and he's so svelte! Tony's new friend still has his balls but not for long. I'm suffering through something embarrassing and so is my family but speaking of dogs, Wendy has hit her goal weight. Once again I forgot to close an email loop, Alie has thoughts, all of us have multiple sphincters and Jordan is mad at passwords. Plus Just Me Or Everyone! Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by: BROOKLINEN: http://brooklinen.com (Get $25 off when you spend $100 or more plus free shipping when you use promo code BESTFRIEND) APOSTROPHE: http://apostrophe.com/bestfriend (use code bestfriend for $15 off) You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/