My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part One

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My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part One

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Dec 7, 2020

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Jamie, Alice and James are back to read a festive chapter from Rocky that is so long, it can't be digested in one sitting.
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Dec 7, 2020

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Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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S1E10 - 'Sunday Night 11.55pm': Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist... by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client': This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients. by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S1E8 - 'The Chalet': As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy... by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S1E1 - 'The Job Interview': In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company. by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S1E9 - 'The Horse and Jockey': In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse... by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S1E5 - 'The Second Client Jim Stirling': This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential American client, Jim Stirling... by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S2E11 - 'Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters To Royalty': Comedy podcast with Jamie Morton, Alice Levine and James Cooper by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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