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S3E4 - 'A Topless Ride'

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42 minutes

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Jun 19, 2017

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Belinda and the Duchess spend the day with the riding set at a showjumping competition. Later, things get a little raunchy before events take an unexpected turn... For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Jun 19, 2017

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Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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S1E1 - 'The Job Interview': In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company. by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S1E11 - 'The Night Receptionist': Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service... by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client': This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients. by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S2E3 - 'The Dutchman's Leather Desk': Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn't long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks... by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S1E8 - 'The Chalet': As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy... by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S1E5 - 'The Second Client Jim Stirling': This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential American client, Jim Stirling... by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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Footnotes: Casting The Movie: 'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we're deciding our A-list cast for 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'... by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S1E12 - 'The Duchess Comes Clean': It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter? by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S1E6 - 'The Third Client Peter Rouse': This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love? by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S1E7 - 'The Tombola': This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy... by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S2E1 - 'Ritz Spa Gossip': Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open 'Belinda Blinked 2'. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves to a free spa treatment... by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am': Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am? by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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Footnotes: Elijah Wood: Hollywood actor (and self-proclaimed MDWAP fan) Elijah Wood chats to the gang about his favourite moments, the movie version and Rocky Flintstone's bright future by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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Footnotes: Rocky's Biography: 'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography... by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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S1E10 - 'Sunday Night 11.55pm': Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist... by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions: 'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky Flintstone. PLUS there's a special sneak preview of book 2... by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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Footnotes: Book Announcement: Amazing news - Rocky Flintstone is going to be an actual published author! We're releasing a book this October and you can pre-order it NOW at bit.ly/MDWAP by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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Footnotes: Learning Dutch: Want to learn some key Dutch phrases that will help you if you're ever planning a Belinda-style trip to Amsterdam? The gang are here to help... by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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Best Of Book One: Ahead of series two (starting on Monday 4th July), the gang get together to talk about some of their favourite moments from the now legendary 'Belinda Blinked 1'. by My Dad Wrote A Porno
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