Ross Patterson, Dan Hollaway and Jessie Wiseman bring you the realest fake news of the week with Atlanta PD officers calling out sick in response to officers being charged for Rashard Brooks’ death, Dan explains why Lindsay Graham’s seemingly noble act of repealing The Communications Decency Act of 1996 is not so noble, members of Congress were found taking out small-business loans, A 300-like Sparta battle recently took place in the Himalayas between China and India, Washington, D.C. might become the 51st US state, and a serial farter gets arrested for farting on cops in Vienna, Austria.