'What can he do with a Football that I can't do with an Orange?'

Ooooh, Blue Crush: The Ramblers discuss the start of the new Championship season, the youngest manager in international history is revealed, find out how Zak Morris and Screech interrupted Italy v Spain during the 1994 World Cup and Ch... by Football Ramble

49 min listen

Bat Country: This time around the boys fend off bats in the studio, discuss the relegation of Producer Pete's beloved Toon, FA Cup songs, Marcus and Jim's exciting trip to Rome and some utter nonsense spouted by dogging's Stan Collymore. On top of th... by Football Ramble

53 min listen

It's a Moral Detritus: Oh, hello Ramblers! The awesome foursome (ahem) are back! This time, there’s relationship building with Barcelona, Michael Owen finds a goalkeeper he can actually score against, and Pete reveals a strange fixation with a certain footballer’s feet. by Football Ramble

58 min listen

How Have Hanson and Lenny Kravitz Got in There?: This week the Ramblers discuss rogue beach balls, the Ballon d'OR nominations and give their tips for successful match fixing. Elsewhere there's talk of mobile discos, what is possibly the world's only goth football team and Pete's ... by Football Ramble

56 min listen

Oh Yes Indeed It's Fun Time: The rampleploppers take a shufty at recent footballing developments in this crazy mixed-up world we called planet earth - topics covered include fly tipping, abject nepotism, and the latest 'Svenannigans' in the East Midlands.  Plus,... by Football Ramble

60 min listen

Charlize Theron, We Salute You: This week, JamesorJim hangs out with a washed up boy band member, there are riots in Brazil (apparently featuring a particularly annoying comedian), and a Hollywood lookalike is inducted into the Dean Windass Hall of Fame. Also, it's the most inte... by Football Ramble

56 min listen

The Football Ramble - 'Flattered and Embarrassed': This week in RambleLAND, a wizard casts a spell over Cristiano Ronaldo, a 40 yard header is scored in Argentina and an all time classic player is inducted into the Dean Windass Hall of Fame. Amongst all that, the boys also find time t... by Football Ramble

54 min listen

Putting the Doss in dossier: The ramblers cast a wry eye over the week's shenanigans - Real smash bottle upon bottle of bubbly against the good ship Cristiano, we find out where Franny Jeffers now plies his trade, and Gheorghe Popescu tells some tales on pretty much ... by Football Ramble

56 min listen

'What can he do with a Football that I can't do with an Orange?': This week for your Ramble Dollar, The Ramblers are asked to compare themselves to famous footballers, Antonio Cassano goes mental at the Sampdoria fans' eating habits, there's talk of the most handsome 'coach off' in football, and y... by Football Ramble

55 min listen

Not really a podcast for the Blue half of Fulham. A Flippin' disgrace.: The boys finely dissect the Chelsea performance with the business end of a meat cleaver, Ronaldo finds a new form of transport that won't come off worse when he drives it into a wall, and we discuss Alan Shearer's cack-eating grin. A flippin... by Football Ramble

52 min listen

Mighty Manchester, and Malmo Madams: The Rambleforce Ho-bos smash the sweet innards out of this week's football Pinata: Sol Campbell, as expected...does something unexpected. Jack Wilshere goes a bit daft, and a child receives free cheese. What's not to love about this episode o... by Football Ramble

52 min listen

No way. Not at one-nil.: Down at Rambleforce HQ this week, the boys nominate their goals of the season, we find out why you shouldn't pretend to support Spurs, and someone mentions Monster Munch. How very retro. Email podcast@thefootballramble.com if you've got owt t... by Football Ramble

58 min listen

After 166 Days Of Sheer Hell...: The Rambletwits cast their footballing net wide, pulling in some sopping wet Argies and one of Jack Warner's big bins of sin.  Also, a Rambler gets spotted in a nightclub - rumours that they were urinating in a pint glass à la John Terry ... by Football Ramble

55 min listen

This Wasn't in the Brochure: The RambleSWINES take a swing at the goings on at the 2009 Con-Fed (not to be confused with ex-Britney Spears consort K-Fed, of course). They also cast a loving eye over your RambleMAILS, and yet again, we're forced to hand over mad props to the m... by Football Ramble

57 min listen

Here's to You, Bobby Five-Oh: In an emotional week in football, the RambleCHAPS get stuck right in to the burning issues, while finding time to pay a lengthy tribute to a true legend. Man City shamelessly taunt Sir Alex, Adrian Mutu has the week from hell, and we also find out that... by Football Ramble

60 min listen

Return of the Mack (to Leicester): In the continued absence of JamesorJim, the three remaining amigos dance, holler and laugh their way through the week's footballing issues. Expect failed pop stars, car-jacking and yet more silly anagrams as the RambleTRAIN hits top speed. That... by Football Ramble

53 min listen

Success! You should now be able to recieve new Rambles.: Yeah! Just a quick note to say that you should be fine to recieve further ramblecasts from us from now on. Any problems - if you haven't received a new podcast by Sunday 3rd May, just go to www.thefootballramble.com to resubscrib... by Football Ramble

1 min listen

A Sad Horse in a Field, All by Himself: Near frozen by the relentless snow, the RambleTEAM still manage to make it into the studio to discuss the African Cup of Nations, a new Spanish wonderkid and D-Beck's second debut at Milan. They also get through some of your RambleMAILS and head t... by Football Ramble

66 min listen

I'd like to see him go to the World Cup...in his pants.: This week in RambleLAND, there is incredulity at Atletico Madrid's managerial recruitment policy, Mad Jens makes a comeback, Pete reveals his venue of choice for watching World Cup games and Luke reveals a disdain for Shaun Wright-Phillips. Get yo... by Football Ramble

56 min listen

'Here Comes Peter Beagrie': The Ramblers discuss the recent Chelsea transfer ban, Sol Campbell's World Cup chances are weighed up, Pete puts forward the notion to play David Beckham at full back, an African legend is inducted into the Dean Windass Hall of F... by Football Ramble

54 min listen

A 'Nuthink Nuthink' Result: The Ramblers talk about Paul Scholes and his penchant for the spectacular, McClaren being mere minutes away from the title at Twente, and they come up with a unique solution for the problem of sore nip nips.  Also, Mutu's in trouble again... by Football Ramble

61 min listen

Louis Van Aaaaargh: The Ramble Types are here to talk about the recent European transfers, mull over the Milan derby and discuss the African Cup of Nations. There's also a Robbie Savage update, a debate on whether Luke could beat up Cristiano Ronaldo and Gary Cook, a... by Football Ramble

53 min listen

Sweet Chin Music: Dean Windass himself pops into the RambleSTUDIO to make an induction into his own Hall of Fame and the boys' quest for world domination takes another step forward as a maverick baker offers them the chance to create their own Ramble roll. Elsewher... by Football Ramble

54 min listen

Sharp darts, Spitting Masters. Spitting darts faster.: The Ramblefirm put down their pieces of skull-shattering masonry, shake hands and play nice - all the while taking a leisurely stroll through the garden of Association Soccercrocks.  (That's 'football', in layman's terms.)... by Football Ramble

53 min listen

Don't Be Shy with the Apple Sauce: The Ramblers discuss the role of the player liason at football clubs, James and Marcus talk of their adventures in Rome, Pete brings to the table what he used to cut up for Leicester City and find out why Stan Kroenke, the majority shareholder of Arsen... by Football Ramble

55 min listen

There's Only One Kenny Pavey: This week the Rambleoafs tear Concacaf Jack a new one (somewhere he can keep his wife's purse if necessary,) silly MikeAshley.com comes in for some stick, and they toast the happiest man in football, Jimmy Bullard.  Business as usual, the... by Football Ramble

63 min listen

MEGARAMBLE: This week The Ramble's band of merry idiots discuss the Euro 2012 draw, the red hot form of future England saviour David Nugent and discover what is possibly the most misguided football related song ever recorded. Elsewhere Thomas the Tank Engine ... by Football Ramble

59 min listen

A Notable Egg: This week the boys enjoy the new pad of having a nervous breakdown live on Twitter, reveal the unfortunate name of one former Swedish international manager and discover that the behaviour of Mad Jens Lehmann is apparently catching for German goalkeeper... by Football Ramble

62 min listen

The Premier League. 'The League Of Love.': The Ramble boys gob off about long range stunners, beer baths, and Chelsea's inability to defend set-pieces. We also induct another footballing god to the DWHOF. DWHOF! Luke was all partied out this week, so prepare for the sound of the Ramble... by Football Ramble

52 min listen

The Dean Windass Haul of Fame: Join the Ramblers as they explain how Diego Maradona is leading Newcastle's promotion charge, learn of former FA chief David Kelly's identity crisis and give the members of The Dean Windass Hall of Fame something to play for. Also in the show... by Football Ramble

58 min listen

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