Episode 99: D&C 4 – Section 4-5

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Episode 99: D&C 4 – Section 4-5

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This one is almost 2 hours long (hopefully that's a blessing and not a curse). It's like 2 episodes in 1! Anyway, we start out with a message to Ol' Joe's dad, and then Martin Harris orders his own revelation from on-demand. And then we find out that the LDS church didn't really like everything god originally told Joe and had to make some "updates".
“Drink” Count – 22
Let's call it 4 beers

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Nov 9, 2015

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