All Dogs Go to Trial

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All Dogs Go to Trial

FromJudge John Hodgman

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Feb 20, 2013

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Coming to you live and direct from SF Sketchfest! Brianne, Zach and their dog Shilo go to trial. Plus a musical performance from John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats and live snap judgments!

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Feb 20, 2013

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John Hodgman's Today in the Past podcast is now The Judge John Hodgman Podcast. Have your pressing issues decided by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman, Certified Judge. If you'd like John Hodgman to solve your pressing issue, simply email it, along with your phone number, to hodgman@maximumfun.org. THAT IS ALL.

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Cigarettiquette: YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE: This episode contains some talk that may not be appropriate for children, including discussion of smoking and drug use. Robert brings the case against his friend Bradley, who's given up tobacco cigarettes for e-cigarettes. The... by Judge John Hodgman
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The Golden State Debate: Harry says his best friend Dan is spinning his wheels back in their hometown, and should come join him in Los Angeles. Should Dan venture to LA or stay put? Only one man can decide. by Judge John Hodgman
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Crumber vs. Crammer: Scott and Jennifer are a married couple who both admit they're kind of messy -- but who's the real slob here? by Judge John Hodgman
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The Nominative Case: Jordan and his friend Charles bring an unresolved bet, instigated by a discussion of the DC comics villain Mr. Myxlptlk. Could Jordan's friends trick him into say his own name backwards? namdgoH nhoJ egduJ rules! by Judge John Hodgman
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Thanks, But No Pranks: Patrick and Wyatt are housemates, and their shared house was caught up in a prank war. Neighbors from each house on their street pulled pranks on one another until one final act put Wyatt over the edge -- and he took to social media to put a stop to... by Judge John Hodgman
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Night Food Court: Trips for late night fast food and fraternal bonding cause a rift in a relationship -- and only one man can help repair it. by Judge John Hodgman
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The Split Screen Decision: Raj brings the case against his girlfriend Surita, claiming her high-falutin' taste in movies is getting in the way of their shared enjoyment in entertainment. by Judge John Hodgman
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Live Freon or Die: This week, daughter squares off against father in a temperature tiff! Olivia brings the case against her father Mike. Mike lives in Arizona where temperatures often soar, and he drives a car without air conditioning. Olivia believes this is a health... by Judge John Hodgman
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Probable Cos-Play: Donald, Jessie and their son are planning a trip to a Star Wars convention for their family vacation. Donald thinks Jessie should him and their son Josh in costume; Jessie thinks she's doing enough simply by attending. Who is right? This week: guest... by Judge John Hodgman
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Antisocial Networking: Lauren brings this case against her friend work-spouse Mike. When is it rude to use your phone in the company of a friend? How much texting is too much? Only one man can decide! by Judge John Hodgman
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Snooze Control: Ben brings the case against his wife Jenna, who insists on wringing every last bit of sleep she can before arising for work. Ben's partial to a gentle wakeup and says his wife's approach stresses him out. Who is right? by Judge John Hodgman
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Dog Duty: Zoe brings the case against her mom, Rochelle. They brought home a new puppy last summer and Zoe took the lead in training and caring for the dog until she left for college. Now Zoe is thousands of miles away, but wants to retain her say in the... by Judge John Hodgman
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A Room With a Feud: This week, with guest bailiff TOM SCHARPLING of The Best Show on WFMU. Should this couple attempt an unorthodox living arrangement? by Judge John Hodgman
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The Mother Tongue: Matthew and Y want to raise their children to be bilingual in English and in Y's native language, Vietnamese. Matthew's Vietnamese is pretty rusty, so he thinks Y should teach him and their children at the same time. Y thinks that Matthew needs to... by Judge John Hodgman
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Passing the Bar: Erin brings the case against her co-worker Abby, whom she accuses of ducking out of pre-planned happy hour events. by Judge John Hodgman
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The Obligatory Name Drop: Family-issued nicknames and a clash between two sisters! Evelyn hates the nickname that followed her into adulthood and demands that the family stop using it, but Frances loves her sister Evie (and the ability to use the name as she sees fit!). Who is... by Judge John Hodgman
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The Cluck Stops Here: Lauren foresees a Green-Acres type situation for her new suburban backyard, but her husband's vision differs. by Judge John Hodgman
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All Dogs Go to Trial: Coming to you live and direct from SF Sketchfest! Brianne, Zach and their dog Shilo go to trial. Plus a musical performance from John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats and live snap judgments! by Judge John Hodgman
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Irre-console-able Differences: Jessica gave away most of her possessions when she left for the Peace Corps -- including a video game system that went to her sister Eden. The system broke under Eden's care and she says she's not obligated to return a working system to Jessica. Is... by Judge John Hodgman
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Bleached and Mounted Bones of Contention: Nick and Sara are a married couple who disagree on interior design -- namely, should Nick be allowed to display a collection of bones and taxidermied animals within their home? by Judge John Hodgman
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A Danderous Precedent: Should allergy-prone Mike get allergy shots so his family can indulge their love of fuzzy wuzzy pets? by Judge John Hodgman
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Polly Wanna Justice?: Kim and her husband Chris co-habitate with a pet parrot. The bird adores Kim but behaves badly around her husband and son. How far should they go to accomodate the parrot? by Judge John Hodgman
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Call in the Family: Katy brings this case against her older brother Steve, who refuses to leave voicemails. by Judge John Hodgman
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The Statute of Physical Limitations: Shumanay has a chronic illness that's limited her physical activity in the past, but she's recently been able to take up running. Now she has her heart set on an endurance race to take full advantage of her newfound abilities. Her husband Jon objects... by Judge John Hodgman
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Sort Reform and The Right Not to Bare Arms: Live at WNYC's Greene Space: This week: a very special live edition of Judge John Hodgman from WNYC's Jerome L. Greene Performance Space. Featuring musical sets from Jonathan Coulton! by Judge John Hodgman
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Coming Out of the Supply Closet: Ben and Sara are co-workers, friends, and most recently, romantically entangled. They've kept their office romance a secret for months, and Ben says it's time to go public. Sara thinks it's more fun to sneak around and wants to keep their... by Judge John Hodgman
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