Bitter Bean Juice

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Bitter Bean Juice

FromJudge John Hodgman

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Jun 5, 2019

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The docket is full! Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers to clear it. They talk about dog waste, day-old coffee, fancy chocolate bars, Alexander the Great, and wearing military patches. Plus a letter from a listener in Hong Kong!

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Jun 5, 2019

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