It Takes Two... Xanax with Stassi Schroeder

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It Takes Two... Xanax with Stassi Schroeder

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48 minutes

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Mar 22, 2016

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THE BITCH IS BACK! Stassi Schroeder, friend of the pod, joins Jackie in another bitch sesh where they get into all things Vanderpump, black magic and general bitchiness.

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Mar 22, 2016

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend. 191841

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It Takes Two... Xanax with Stassi Schroeder

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