Off the Beam with Greg Bennett

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Off the Beam with Greg Bennett

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57 minutes

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Apr 26, 2016

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Jackie and friend Greg Bennett embark on a humiliating journey podcasting in public. They drink lukewarm champagne, insult innocent bystanders and rejoice in all things pop culture!

Released:

Apr 26, 2016

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Titles in the series (100)

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend. 191841

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Off the Beam with Greg Bennett

Off the Beam with Greg Bennett

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