Ep. 22. Petals to the Metal - Chapter Five

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Ep. 22. Petals to the Metal - Chapter Five

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Aug 27, 2015

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Our heroes attempt a sneaking mission to retrieve a vital Battlewagon component, and end up doing something ghoulish that they'll have to keep secret forever. Also, a beloved character returns. Merle saves his heals. Taako grows a third eye. Magnus clefts.

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Aug 27, 2015

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Ep. 65. The Stolen Century - Chapter Six: The Hunger pursues, and our heroes escape. They’ve been keeping up the chase for decades now, evading without fail. But the Hunger’s getting faster. The journey’s getting harder. The team must take drastic steps, just to stay afloat.... by The Adventure Zone
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Ep. 45. The Eleventh Hour - Chapter Five: Now that Refuge's destroyer has been revealed, our heroes work together to discover a way to stop it. But how many more attempts will they get at solving this, their most deadly mystery yet? Merle leads the group in prayer. Magnus plays hardball.... by The Adventure Zone
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Ep. 22. Petals to the Metal - Chapter Five

Ep. 22. Petals to the Metal - Chapter Five

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