F*ck Eggs

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F*ck Eggs

FromHalf Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)

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47 minutes

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Jul 27, 2015

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This week Alison and Alex talk second Earth, a town who all fall asleep and for the love of all things holy can we please have an f-ing Moon base?!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Jul 27, 2015

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Each week Alison Haislip and Maude Garrett (& Tom) sit down for a half hour of happy hour. Drinks are drank and conversations are had covering stories both important and useless. Sit, relax, and knock back a glass of your favorite adult beverage while you laugh with (or at) them for the next 30ish minutes.

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But I Digress: This week Alison and Alex talk about aliens, men trapped on the moon and if sex in space is possible. by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
39 min listen
Brooming Brooming Brooming: This week Alison and Alex talk keeping kids life goals realistic, Alex isn't a gardner, free candy isn't as good as Alison would like to think and Pluto! by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
45 min listen
Hangover Show!: This week Alex and Alison are amazed by the self driving car... it's HERE! Drones be gone and McDonald's all day breakfast might be bad for business. by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
47 min listen
Hyper-Haislip-Loop: This week Alison and Alex talk Hyperloop and claustrophobia, cheating on your lady hax and SCIENCE! by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
47 min listen
RE-Creation: This week Alison and Alex talk about personal flamethrowers in Detroit, Chinese bird killing monkeys, boys ripping paintings and People Zoos! by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
45 min listen
Astrobot is Better: This week Alison, Alex and Tom tackle big issues like $100,000 of Meth wash up on Mexico shore in a motorized surfboard, NASAs first robot in space and of course Netflix discovery blows! by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
42 min listen
Alison is Drunk on Tired: This week Alison and Alex talk about Wolverine shins, bionic eyes and BATTLEBOTS! Maybe even a quick Tom one sentence story? by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
40 min listen
Half Hour Happy Hour with Alison and Alex: Episode 1 - WebMD CD-ROMs Told Me I Have AIDS by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
47 min listen
That's not robots taking over the world, just my alarm clock.: This week Alison and Alex tackle the new Joker, small to large studio fires and Tom's usefulness to the show. Hint: he's useful. Also the device that will wake up with the DEVIL! All while getting a little buzzed on a Saturday morning. by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
40 min listen
Nanobots... NaYESbots!: This week Alison, Alex and Tom talk nanobots, self driving car accidents, moral differents in the sexes and hands free texting on a whole different level! Plus more amazing t-shirt catch phrases. by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
43 min listen
Poop Map: This week Alison and Alex talk about actual poop maps, kids lighting themselves on fire you know because they are smart and downloading your brain is closer than ever! by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
45 min listen
Dorm Master Tom: This week Alison and Alex talk about BlizzCon, becoming an Astronaut, killer Hypnosis and a dorms for adults. by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
47 min listen
My Stomach Hates Thanksgiving: This week Alison and Alex talk about the worlds first full body transplant, monks making Four Loko Wine at Buckfast Abby, food poisoning and global excitment over Game of Thrones! Also Alison's stomach hates Thanksgiving. by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
39 min listen
Freeze My Worm Brains: Alison and Alex chat about Cryostasis, real food in your crap food, chinese WoW torture and fans finally save Taylor! Oh and Tom is the new Alison. by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
45 min listen
Subject, Love: This week Alison Alex and Tom dive deep into the future of lab made limbs, super sonic air travel and classical music calming the horde. As always FAN EMAILS! Enjoy! by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
45 min listen
Alison Can't Find Boobs on Google: Alison and Alex upgrade their "audio engineer" Tom, talk about Augmented Reality, warp drives and whole house battery packs. Plus Alex teaches Alison how to Google naked boobs! by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
40 min listen
Been Dranking: This week Alison and Alex get a little buzzed and talk space foods, VW scams and more sex bots... there's a theme! by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
49 min listen
We're SO Good at Science: This week Alison and Alex get real scieney on magnetic wormholes, talk morals of driverless cars and is it a good thing or bad thing that NASA is using SpaceX? by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
49 min listen
Drunksmas Day 10: Drunksmas Day 10 gets a little eat people-y with Christian Kane! by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
37 min listen
Idiots Abound: In this episode Alison and Alex talk about idiots. Idiots who dress like a bear to scare bears! Idiots who wander through sewers for jems and SPACE ELEVATORS! by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
44 min listen
I'm Super Popular at Math!: This week is a crazy one! Alison, Alex and Tom talk about Netflix celebrity travel a dable of E3 coverage and of course brains connected to the Internet. BID LOTS of new catch phrases! by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
45 min listen
F*ck Eggs: This week Alison and Alex talk second Earth, a town who all fall asleep and for the love of all things holy can we please have an f-ing Moon base?! by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
47 min listen
Vegas... you know for like 5 minutes: This week Alison talk about here obsession over frequent flier miles, Tom give you a glimps at his best Chris Farley and Alex let's slip a little something about reunions? by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
39 min listen
One Tomato a Day: This week Alison and Alex talk GM Tomatoes, Google Cars getting tickets... or not, mice brains and sneaky Pepsi cans. by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
48 min listen
F Newark Airport: This week Alex recounts his adventure in the winter weather at Newark Airport, the team talk FCC and cable companies as well as ALIENS!!! by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
44 min listen
Drunksmas Day 5: It's Christmas day and Drunksmas Day 5, who better to stop by than the "shows friend" Jerry Trainor... there's love in the air. by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
41 min listen
Nerd Problems: This week Alison and Alex talk about the "cruel" practice of playing Chipmunk music at homeless people, aging is now a disease and we "scientists" explain Quantum Computing. by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
47 min listen
Post BBQ Haislip is FUN!: This week Alison and Alex talk stalker nanny, Meth in fast food, crazy Russian hiker story and "F" Cool Kids. Also Alison's post BBQ drunkness makes everyone happy. by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
48 min listen
Drunksmas Day 7: It's time to class up the joint for Drunksmas Day 7 with the always amazing Clare Grant! by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
33 min listen
Drunksmas Day 6: Drunksmas Day 6 and it's in full effect, actor Joel Johnstone sits in for a bit too much merriment. by Half Hour Happy Hour: Ladies Night with Alison and Maude (& Tom)
36 min listen

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