208: It’s Not You, It’s Rolphus [ft. Alex Song]

118: The Delegator [Season One Finale]: Episode 118: The Delegator [Season One Finale] Nermut gets a promotion. Featuring: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Moujan Zolfaghari Winston Noel Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade and Finale Art by Eric Geusz Huge thanks to everyone who has listened to our first season! by Mission To Zyxx

51 min listen

Welcome Aboard the Bargarean Jade: Ambassador Pleck Decksetter meets his intrepid crew as they prepare for their journey to the remote and mysterious ZYXX QUADRANT. Who’s ready to go to the ass end of space? Featuring: ALDEN FORD as Pleck Decksetter WINSTON NOEL as C.L.I.N.T. JEREMY BENT as C-53 ALLIE KOKESH as Dar MOUJAN ZOLFAGHARI as Bargie SETH LIND as Nermut Bundaloy Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

4 min listen

109: This Juckin’ Guy [ft. Jon Gabrus]: The crew receives a free droid with a big personality. Pleck ejects C-53’s cube. A wish of Dar’s is finally granted. Nermut gets a delivery. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Stefai and Mr. Bundaloy Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Footoo the Droid Salesman, Councilor Trink and Delivery Guy Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Ms. Bundaloy With special guest Jon Gabrus as B-69-420 Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

33 min listen

106: Dust-Up at the Diner [ft. Lauren Adams]: The crew enjoys some poorly-earned downtime. Dar explores the plumbing. Pleck reminisces about Rangus 6. C-53 can swim? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Peck the Pervert Winston Noel as Sammo Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Wink With special guest Lauren Adams as Bory Ampber Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

39 min listen

111: It's Hard Out Here For a Blimp [ft. Jordan Carlos]: The crew embarks on a risky rescue mission on the outskirts of Zyxx. Pleck gets a nickname. Dar considers a career change. What does a son mean to a mother? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, Space Slug and Councilor Runff Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T and Blimpie Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Tillion Runff With special guest Jordan Carlos as IQQ Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

40 min listen

103: What Happens on Magnifiku [ft. Connor Ratliff]: The crew visits a pleasure planet. Pleck faces himself. C-53 speeds off. Dar goes boating. Hope they don’t have TOO much fun. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as CLINT Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With Special Guest Connor Ratliff as Jack and Tiny Tonez Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

40 min listen

208: It’s Not You, It’s Rolphus [ft. Alex Song]: The crew ventures on a rescue mission of sorts, in a real dumpy place. Dar has their own mission. Nermut prepares for a visit. Pleck learns about relationships. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Tezz Rynn Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Seesu Gundu Winston Noel as Rolphus Tiddle and Beano With special guest Alex Song as Joy Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell, Winston Noel, Moujan Zolfaghari and Jeremy Bent Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

42 min listen

113: Dead Subquadrant’s Got Talent [ft. Caitlin Puckett]: The crew must pull out all the stops as they establish relations with a planet no one knew existed. Bargie hosts. C-53 asks for a re-do. The warm bean is put to use. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T and Cubie Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Caitlin Puckett as Dodecahelen Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Dee Yan-Key Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

43 min listen

105: A Critical Vulnerability [ft. John Murray]: The crew has an unexpected encounter at the Tiger Nebula Strip Mall. Dar takes a stand by sitting. Pasts are reckoned with. Pleck gets a Blue Julius. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest John Murray as Zwog Tambouie Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

33 min listen

112: Jumped by a Shark [ft. Josh Patten]: The crew has an unforeseen encounter on Do’Jamn, a moss planet in crisis. Nermut gets medical attention. Ranguses are compared. A shark pursues. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T, LaCraine LaCrosse, and Finniford J. Ryan Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Josh Patten as Maginak Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

36 min listen

108: Grt Milk? [ft. Zach Cherry]: The crew must close a trade deal with an esteemed dignitary. Bargie celebrates a birthday. Dar meets a hero. Pleck orders a drink. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and The Bartender Winston Noel as The Hand of the Governor Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and The Governor’s Wife With special guest Zach Cherry as Peter3 Fab Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

42 min listen

316: Chez Bargez [ft. Don Fanelli]: The crew undertakes a mission suspiciously similar to the last one. Bargie checks in on an investment. Dar reunites with a friend. AJ is pretty sure it’s a time loop. by Mission To Zyxx

46 min listen

110: The Worry with Wiffles [ft. Lorraine Cink]: The crew basks in the afterglow of a successful mission. Pleck shows off a keepsake. A bet is made. Nermut receives a letter from a… fan? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Fluff Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Lorraine Cink as Poof the Wiffle Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

36 min listen

101: All Hail the Federated Alliance!: The crew encounters some resistance to the Federated Alliance’s message of peace. There is an altercation, Pleck shoots someone, and that’s all we really need to say about it. Bargie meets a fan. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as the Grand Kula and the Kulata Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

27 min listen

217: Pee-Nee's Playlist [ft. Yoni Lotan]: The crew heads to the planet Mehnah in search of a star with precious intel. Dar meets someone from their past. Pleck gets some sludge. C-53 lays down a beat. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano, BouncerBot and Little Bill Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Miranda With special guest Yoni Lotan as Pee-Nee Gorno Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Additional crowd SFX from our amazing Season 2 premiere show crowd at Caveat in NYC. Thank you! by Mission To Zyxx

46 min listen

107: The (Redacted) [ft. Michael Cruz Kayne]: The crew goes on an important and mysterious retrieval mission. Bargie reveals an old nickname. Dar and C-53 put their knowledge of Frantaks and Garfons to the test. Nermut updates his personnel file. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T.s Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Michael Cruz Kayne as Chad Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

41 min listen

104: Assimilation Is Futile [ft. John Robert Wilson]: The crew is in for a surprise as they are deployed to the water planet Q’arf’fenn’. Dar cooks. Bargie gets ghosted. C-53 gives an anatomy lesson. Pleck overestimates his tolerance for moisture. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as The K’hekk Swarm Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest John Robert Wilson as The Grower Mind of the K’hekk Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

37 min listen

204: Pro of Cons [ft. Nicole Drespel]: The crew is sent deep into Alliance space to pull off a high-stakes con. Pleck makes a speech. C-53 puts his new digits to work. Bargie lands a gig. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and the Triplo Triplets Winston Noel as Mark Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Connee and Li’l Boop Boop With Special Guest Nicole Drespel as Tresedora Lonlée Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

38 min listen

202: The New Norm [ft. Dru Johnston]: The crew ventures to Flarn space to seek help from a mighty Flarn crime lord. He and Dar go way, way back. A high-stakes competition ensues. Nermut lends a hand. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Norm Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Terr’ekk Kestebi and Beano Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Introspective Ne’er-do-well and G.O.R.M. With Special Guest Dru Johnston as Garrett Hornberger Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Special thanks to Loren Humphrey for this episode’s recording location, and to our Season 2 Premiere audience at Caveat NYC for crowd chants and cheers Support for this episode comes from [ZipRecruiter](ziprecruiter.com/zyxx) by Mission To Zyxx

45 min listen

116: X-Marse in Chimnacia [ft. Paul F. Tompkins]: The crew enjoys a well deserved day off for X-Marse. Oh wait. Nope. They are deployed to the sooty planet Chimnacia, where they encounter a hardworking raconteur. Bargie plays the hits and flops. Dar is spared from family drama. Pleck makes it about himself. Who fancies C-53’s new voice? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar and Brianna the Log Flume Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Urchin Bot with a Weird Accent Winston Noel as ART_DODGA and Aggressive Urchin Bot Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Broken Urchin Bot, and The Great Beast With special guest Paul F. Tompkins as Rip Seeso Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Argot Studios by Paul Ruest Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

48 min listen

209: Altar Boy [ft. Lennon Parham]: The crew is deployed to a mysterious planet to secure cool tech for the rebellion. C-53 makes a call. Bargie and Dar are done. Pleck is finally useful? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano and Teela Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Neela With special guest Lennon Parham as Gellen Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

43 min listen

213: Attack Some of The Clones [ft. Leslie Collins]: The crew is sent to a CLINT cloning facility on a high-stakes sabotage mission. Pleck gets a hug. Dar and Nermut exchange lists. Bargie preps for an audition. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Rolphus Tiddle, CLINTs, and Beano Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Leslie Collins as Janelle Fitzmeyer Episode concept submitted by Patreon supporter Torgamous! Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

41 min listen

215: Two Who? [ft. Jonathan Braylock]: The crew is tested by a mysterious stranger. C-53 thinks outside the box. Pleck faces an existential dilemma. Beano know. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Jonathan Braylock as Two Edited by Alden Ford Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Additional audio from our NYC and LA live show audiences. Thanks for your help! by Mission To Zyxx

38 min listen

102: Nermie, I Shrunk the Crew [ft. Sasheer Zamata]: The crew visits the lush forest moon of Grenlynd and find that shrinking down just makes bigger problems. Dar pulls a Pleck. A marriage is consummated. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Juno Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and the Fairy King With Special Guest Sasheer Zamata as Shataina the Fairy Princess Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

36 min listen

114: There Are No Second Chances [ft. Lydia Hensler]: The crew is summoned to the planet Klongtdt, which is spelled like that and full of children. Bargie wagers. C-53 enforces the rules. Dar does their actual job, for better or worse. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Unflappable Child Winston Noel as Centurion Tiddle and Garful Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Excited Kid With special guest Lydia Hensler as Squirlt Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Special Thanks to Anna Rubanova by Mission To Zyxx

27 min listen

201: Long Live The Rebellion!: After dealing a crippling blow to the Federated Alliance, the crew returns to the Zyxx Quadrant to search for a new mission. Nermut makes a purchase. Bargie makes a daring rescue. C-53 tells a bedtime story. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Stefai and Hark Tardigast Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Fondo Parquod, C.L.I.N.T., and Rolphus Tiddle Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Robert Doggy Jr.'s Puppy Pound by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

32 min listen

203: Sea World According to Gerp [ft. Ali Gordon]: The crew heads to the lush water planet Gill/Gesh and encounters unexpected locals. Pleck gets a base tan. Nermut loses his cool. Bargie hires a coach. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Rolphus Tiddle and Roberto Krak'oor Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With Special Guest Ali Gordon as Gerp Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz by Mission To Zyxx

41 min listen

2XM: X-Marse in Zistarkitarn: In this festive lost scene from an unknown date before the events of the Season 2 Finale, the crew ruminate on the meaning of X-Marse and hear from a few friends. Featuring: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Moujan Zolfaghari With appearances by: Paul F. Tompkins Leslie Collins Yoni Lotan ... by Mission To Zyxx

20 min listen

Season 2 Trailer & Live Premiere Show Announcement: Mission to Zyxx returns May 30th! And you're invited to a premiere party/live show on May 22nd--in person in NYC and streaming LIVE on Patreon. Featuring special guest Zach Cherry as Peter3 Fab the bounty hunter. NYC tickets: caveat.nyc. Live stream access: patreon.com/missiontozyxx by Mission To Zyxx

2 min listen

206: Dependents Day [ft. Laura Willcox]: The crew heads to the Sentient Resources planet to celebrate Dependents Day! Dar and Pleck bond. Nermut day drinks. Bargie busts a move. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Delamp Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With Special Guest Laura Willcox as Takk’Sys, Florgorg, and Bargie’s S.R. rep Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz This episode features the new hit single “This Dependents Day” written and performed by Shane O’Connell and Alta Finn, available for download at [TheRebellion.space](http://www.therebellion.space) Support for Mission to Zyxx comes from [ZipRecruiter](http://www.ziprecruiter.com/zyxx) by Mission To Zyxx

39 min listen

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208: It’s Not You, It’s Rolphus [ft. Alex Song]

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