Mission Mishaps: Cold Turkey

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Mission Mishaps: Cold Turkey

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Nov 22, 2017

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Mission Mishaps, Entry Six. Hephaestus Log #TRK536. Day five hundred and fifty-three. Eiffel takes the lead on cooking dinner for the crew's second Thanksgiving on the Hephaestus.

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Nov 22, 2017

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Titles in the series (97)

A bi-monthly radio show about the advantages of floating, tiny and alone, in the middle of nowhere.

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Episode 19: Let's Kill Hilbert: Tensions run high when the crew revisits the issue of how to handle Doctor Hilbert's continued presence on board the Hephaestus. by Wolf 359
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Episode 9: The Empty Man Cometh: As the Hephaestus begins a hazardous passage through an ion wind cluster, Eiffel is surprised to discover a message from the mission higher-ups waiting for him in the Communications Room. by Wolf 359
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Episode 6: Super Energy Saver Mode: The Hephaestus Mission reaches its 500th day since launch, and Eiffel is determined to make the most of the occasion. His celebration is cut short, however, when a power outage knocks out Hera and all of the station’s automated systems. by Wolf 359
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Mini Episode 2: Day One: From the Goddard Futuristics Archives, File #A7NB566. Communications Officer Log on Day 1 of the Hephaestus Project. by Wolf 359
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Episode 21: Minkowski Commanding: Following the Plant Monster's reappearance, Minkowski makes it her mission to eliminate the mutant stowaway once and for all. by Wolf 359
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Episode 5: Cigarette Candy: A mysterious illness strikes Eiffel, quickly leaving him out of commission and bedridden. It falls on Dr. Hilbert’s medical expertise to find some way to get the Communications Officer back to full health. by Wolf 359
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Episode 10: Extreme Danger Bug: Eiffel decides that he wants to step up his game and play a more active role in documenting life on the Hephaestus. His newfound enthusiasm is soon tested when an unscheduled explosion puts a hole in one of the station’s walls. by Wolf 359
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Episode 15: What's Up, Doc?: Still rattled by their recent discoveries, Eiffel and Minkowski try to force Hilbert to reveal what he knows about the Hephaestus's mysteries and the details of his secret mission. by Wolf 359
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Episode 7: The Sound and the Fury: When Minkowski and Hera get into a fight, Eiffel decides to stay out of the way until the dust settles. But when the mutant plant stowaway gains control of Doctor Hilbert’s mind, it soon becomes clear that the crew has an emergency on their hands. by Wolf 359
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Episode 17: Bach to the Future: After weeks in a state of emergency, Eiffel, Minkowski, and Hera are faced with an unexpected challenge: staving off boredom during an uneventful night on the Hephaestus. by Wolf 359
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Episode 3: Discomforts, Pains, and Irregularities: The time arrives for another one of Dr. Hilbert’s infamous biannual physical and wellness checks, causing Eiffel and Minkowski to descend into a state of panic. With life and limb on the line, they each find creative ways to delay the inevitable. by Wolf 359
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Episode 4: Cataracts and Hurricanoes: Eiffel takes a quick trip to the exterior of the Hephaestus in pursuit of a cleaner reading of one of the mysterious space transmissions. Things seem to be going well – until an unexpected stellar flare leaves Eiffel stranded outside of the station. by Wolf 359
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Episode 20: The Paranoia Game: Against Minkowski's better judgment, Eiffel decides to use Hilbert's mechanical skills to repair a faulty system in the station's optical network. by Wolf 359
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Mini Episode 6: Once In a Lifetime: Air Force Lieutenant Renée Minkowski considers an unusual opportunity. by Wolf 359
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Episode 13: Gas Me Twice: Part two of two. The repercussions of the crew's discovery and Dr. Hilbert's actions continue to disrupt the station's Christmas plans. by Wolf 359
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Episode 14: The Kumbaya Approach: Unsure of who or what to trust after the events at Christmas, Eiffel and Minkowski make contact with Mr. Cutter, their liaison to Goddard Futuristics and the mission's direct supervisor. by Wolf 359
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Episode 18: Happy To Be Of Assistance: An unscheduled emergency air vent leaves Eiffel and Minkowski stranded in the station's hidden laboratory. by Wolf 359
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Episode 11: Am I Alone Now?: In a set of short stories, we get to see what the Hephaestus crew does when they are by themselves. by Wolf 359
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Episode 30: Mayday: Mayday. (noun) An international radio distress signal, used to signify a state of emergency on board a craft. by Wolf 359
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Episode 12: Deep Breaths: Part one of two. It’s Christmas Day on the Hephaestus. While Minkowski does her best to approximate a traditional holiday dinner, Eiffel decides he’s going to try to smoke his last cigarette. by Wolf 359
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Episode 26: Do No Harm: With Eiffel in critical condition, Minkowski, Hilbert, and Lovelace are forced to put their differences on hold. by Wolf 359
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Mini Episode 8: Language Mapping: Doctor Alana Maxwell tries to solve an irritating problem. by Wolf 359
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Episode 27: Knock, Knock: Part one of two. The Hephaestus is thrust into a maelstrom in the wake of Wolf 359's sudden, violent change. by Wolf 359
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Episode 2: Little Revolución: When Eiffel discovers that there’s only one tube of toothpaste remaining on board the Hephaestus, he realizes that a delicate situation is upon the crew. His solution? Steal the toothpaste, barricade the door to the comms room, and hope for the best. by Wolf 359
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Episode 22: Mutually Assured Destruction: The crew is shocked by the sudden reappearance of Captain Lovelace. At first relieved to have another ally on board the Hephaestus, Eiffel, Minkowski, and Hera soon grow suspicious of the station's former commanding officer. by Wolf 359
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Episode 16: Painfully Ever After: Still dealing with the fallout from Hera's deactivation, the crew struggles to keep the rapidly deteriorating Hephaestus functional. by Wolf 359
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Mini Episode 3: Variations on a Theme: Captain Lovelace goes forwards and backwards in time. by Wolf 359
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