The Knight Before Christmas
By Drew Hunt
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‘Tis the night before Christmas and hardware store owner Harry Pettit was all alone in his store with only his accounts and a recording of La Boheme for company. When someone knocks at the shop’s door, Harry is surprised to see a knight in full armour. Thinking it’s a drunken prank or a hold up, Harry is reluctant to let the knight in.
However, upon discovering the knight’s helmet is stuck closed, Harry’s good nature and the fact it’s Christmas has him invite the stranger inside.
Once freed from the helmet, Harry is immediately captivated by the shy man underneath the armour. Seems George White was destined to attend a fancy-dress party with his brother, but when the brother cancels, George, like Harry, finds himself with nothing else to do on Christmas Eve. So why not spend it together?
Can St. Nicholas deliver a happy Christmas and a good night to both men?
Warning: this short, holiday-themed story contains romance, poetry, snow, and a can of WD-40.
Drew Hunt
Having read all the decent free fiction on the net Drew could find, he set out to try his hand at writing something himself. Fed up reading about characters who were super-wealthy, impossibly handsome, and incredibly well-endowed, Drew determined to make his characters real and believable.Drew lives a quiet life in the north of England with his cat. Someday he hopes to meet the kind of man he writes about. Readers can contact him at drew@drew-hunt.co.uk.
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Ch 12-13: Did you know – then?’ asked Harry. ‘Did I know that I had just met the most dangerous Dark wizard of all time?’ said Dumbledore. ‘No, I had no idea that he was to grow up to be what he is. So join Jon, Jenn, Danny, and Kristen as they talk over chapters 12-13 of Half Blood Prince. They talk over some theories about what will happen, their impressions of the characters, and what they think of young Tom Riddle.
byHarry Potter and the First Time Readers0 ratings0% found this document usefulHarry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: Ch 1-5: Harry, Yer a Wizard! Not the other way around. Join Jon, Jenn, Danny, and Kristen as they talk over the first five chapters of The Sorcerer's Stone. They talk over some theories about what will happen, first impressions of the characters, and how irresponsible Dumbledore is for leaving a child on a doorstep in the middle of the night with just a note. Podcast episode
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: Ch 1-5: Harry, Yer a Wizard! Not the other way around. Join Jon, Jenn, Danny, and Kristen as they talk over the first five chapters of The Sorcerer's Stone. They talk over some theories about what will happen, first impressions of the characters, and how irresponsible Dumbledore is for leaving a child on a doorstep in the middle of the night with just a note.
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