Hamm and Megs
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When Megan decided to go on a camping trip with her two college roommates, she had no idea that she would find herself involved in an alien plot to conquer Earth.
And she certainly had no idea that a handsome extraterrestrial would find her “enchanting.”
Can a girl with low self-esteem and no experience with romance save her world and navigate the pitfalls of love with a dashing, but enigmatic alien whose true motivations are impossible to know?
Gary Battershell
Gary Battershell has published speculative fiction in magazines and anthologies for over twenty years. Since 2019, his output has increased significantly. It includes entries in several anthologies, including Imps and Minions, Bodies, and Strangely Funny IX. Magazine publications include stories in The Society of Misfit Stories Presents, The Fifth Di..., and Sci-Fi Lampoon.He is currently working on an Edgar Rice Burroughs-style science fiction novel, tentatively titled Savage World, and awaiting the publication of stories that include another rom-com (this one set against a Cthulhu Mythos background); “Deep Love” will be a part of a 2024 two-volume work, The Necronomi-Romcom published by Transformations by Obsidian Butterfly.
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Gary Battershell
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Author’s Note
I didn’t set out to write a sci-fi rom-com, but that’s how Hamm and Megs wanted it.
For my wife Emily,
who also hooked up with an alien life form.
Hamm and Megs
Imperial Decree Regarding Colonization
Be it known that henceforth all bans on the colonization of primitive alien worlds are lifted. It is expected that the processes of subjugation and occupation will be carried out with honor and restraint. The leaders of such efforts may rest assured that their actions will ultimately benefit those natives coming under the benevolent protection of the Benetine Dynasty and prevent their otherwise inevitable fall to the brutal and odious Tharg Dominion.
Issued by His Sublime Majesty, Harlo XV, Emperor of the Volian Empire, in the one hundred and twelfth year of His reign.
Megan shifted the straps of her backpack for the thousandth time and wondered yet again why she had agreed to do this. Was keeping in the good graces of her roommates, Gretchen and Cindy, worth a ten-mile hike up a mountain? The answer seemed to be yes.
Megan had never liked hiking, or mountains, or fresh air, or exercise of any kind, but she had never had friends before, and they both liked all of that.
Gretchen topped a rise and sat down on a convenient limestone outcrop. Cindy sat beside her and looked back down the trail at Megan.
How you doin’, Megs?
Cindy drawled. She was from Alabama, so she could drawl with the best of them. You look like a landed fish suckin’ for air.
I’m okay,
Megan lied, for an overweight Jewish girl in the friggin’ wilderness.
Cindy let out one of her magnolias-and-mint-julip laughs and Gretchen joined in with her Bronx cackle.
I’d be mad,
Megan said, but I know you guys are laughing with me, not at me.
But, honey chile, y’all ain’t laughin’.
Megan made it to the rock where she hauled out like a walrus mounting an ice floe. The other girls had already stripped off their backpacks, and