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    Three Fisted Tales of Halloween: The Assless Horseman
    Three Fisted Tales of Halloween: The Assless Horseman
    Three Fisted Tales of Halloween: The Assless Horseman
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    Three Fisted Tales of Halloween: The Assless Horseman

    By Mike Oswald

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    A trio of three fisted Halloween tales to tell around the fire! Join a group of friends as they tell their ghost stories in a haunted house and learn why you should never mess with the Assless Horseman!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSleepyHollowEntertainment
    Release dateOct 31, 2023
    ISBN9798215565568
    Three Fisted Tales of Halloween: The Assless Horseman

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      Three Fisted Tales of Halloween - Mike Oswald

      THREE FISTED TALES OF HALLOWEEN

      The Assless Horseman

      Mike Oswald

      Sleepy Hollow Books

      www.sleepyhollowentertainment.com

      Three Fisted Tales of Halloween: The Assless Horseman© 2023

      All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, without written permission from the author, except in the case of a reviewer, who may quote brief passages embodied in critical articles or in a review.

      This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

      Sleepy Hollow Entertainment, llc

      ISBN: Pending

      What’s was that?

      That sounds like another cauldron of Halloween horrors bubbling up!

      Dare to investigate the horror of the Assless Horseman, reel in terror on the Nightmare Road, and try to resist the temptation of the spine tingling Horrors from Below…

      A haunted Halloween three fisted treat to tell around the bonfire!

      Acknowledgments

      For You! My readers and fans! Thank you so much for all your love and support :)

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      Also Available From Mike Oswald

      The Yodel of Cthulhu series:

      The Lisperer in Darkness

      The Flasher of Moons

      The Color From the Outhouse

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      The Three Fisted Tales of Halloween series:

      Island of the Farting Zombies

      The Assless Horseman

      More Coming Soon!

      Table of Contents

      Chapter One: The Halloween Party

      Chapter Two: The Assless Horror

      Chapter Three: The Nightmare Road

      Chapter Four: The Horror from Below

      About The Author

      Other Books By This Publisher

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      Chapter One

      The Halloween Party

      The flame flickered in the grinning face of the Jack-o-lantern on the huge old mantel of the fireplace. Secret passages, unsolved mysteries, and ghosts. Welcome to the Great Room of the of the Manor. Christie grinned as she grabbed a cupcake from the long table in the center of the room and sat back down with the others. Indeed, Anderson nodded and stared at the fire. The rain started to fall harder on the ancient slate roof and the wind made the windows creak and groan like moaning spirits.

      Come on, tell us your ghost story, she begged.

      Very well. I'll tell you my latest ghost story. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.

      Oh come on, how bad could it be? Tom asked with a chuckle.

      Bad enough. I wouldn’t have believed it myself if I hadn’t been there, but I saw that thing. And it was walking around, there’s no doubt about that. So you're all wondering what happened to the jar? Why I'm so hesitant to tell the tale? The problem is I don’t think you’ll believe me. And if you do, you won’t want to go to the museum anymore at night. You wonder why one so used to writing horror stories should appear so reticent to tell them? Perhaps, too, you notice a furtive, haunted manner about my estate when you visited last? Not an unusual event, my friends. As you know. But would you like to hear about it? About what we found?

      Oh come on Anderson. Tell us already, the Professor chuckled. It's all good Halloween fun.

      Sure, that's how it always starts. Then there's running and screaming... and changing your pants.

      Oh I hope so... That's what we're all here for after all! Not the pants changing part. Not again. We could use a spine tingling mystery I mean. Christie said handing out huge bowls of popcorn. Outside the storm roared up in new found fury

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