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The Platinum-Level Transluminal Vacation Package of Your Dreams
The Platinum-Level Transluminal Vacation Package of Your Dreams
The Platinum-Level Transluminal Vacation Package of Your Dreams
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Lloyd Heller sells luxury vacations in alternate timelines. If he can close one last sale in the next 24 hours, he gets his own vacation package, the best of them all, a real career topper: the platinum-level vacation package of his dreams.

Too bad the secret science Heller uses to jump timelines is just whacky magic dreamed up by a bored

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Release dateMay 13, 2021
ISBN9798988266914
The Platinum-Level Transluminal Vacation Package of Your Dreams
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Bull Garlington

Bull Garlington is an author and syndicated humor columnist whose work appears in parenting magazines including Chicago Parenting, New York Parenting, Michiana Parent, Tulsa Parent, Birmingham Parent, and Carolina Parent. He is co-author of the popular foodie compendium, The Beat Cop’s Guide to Chicago Eats. Garlington’s features have appeared in newspapers and magazines across the nation since 1989; he won the Parenting Media Association’s Silver Award for best humor article in 2012. His book, Death by Children was a 2013 book of the year finalist for the Midwest Publishers Association, and was named 2013 Humor Book of the Year by the prestigious industry standard, ForeWard Reviews.

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