Astoundingly Audacious Heists 2023
By Ray Filby
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This stories if crimes carried out in 2023 are a series of heists aimed at stealing very high profile artefacts. These items are so important in national life, that some of the most senior figures in the establishment have to be involved in retrieving these items. Since all the narratives occur during the year, 2023, there is no point in referri
Ray Filby
Ray Filby qualified as a physicist at Imperial College in 1958 and went on to take a doctorate there. He has also been awarded a Master's degree in Manufacturing Systems Engineering by the University of Warwick where he was awarded a special prize for his performance on this course. On graduating, Ray joined the army where he served with the REME as officer in charge of the telecommunications workshop in Gibraltar. Dr. Filby started his career as a Development Engineer at a firm involved in the manufacture of scientific instruments in London but he has spent most of his working life in teaching. He was Head of the Maths and Science Department at a College of Further Education in Coventry, after which he spent some years with the education advisory service. Among other things, this involved writing material which would provide real life contexts for the secondary school mathematics curriculum. For a short time, Dr. Filby worked as a Technical Writer for Jaguar Cars. For the last several years up until his retirement, he worked as an Information Officer with Severn Trent Water. Dr. Filby is actively involved in the work of his church, St. Michael's, Budbrooke, where he is a licensed lay minister. For many years he was sub-warden for Readers in the Diocese of Coventry. Ray is married to a former teacher, Sue, and has two grown up children, Andrew, a chartered accountant and Sarah, a doctor. He has five grandchildren.
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Astoundingly Audacious Heists 2023 - Ray Filby
Published by Midhurst
Copyright © Ray Filby 2023
This is a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual persons,
living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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ISBN 978-1-9168947-5-4
ISBN 978-1-9168947-3-0 (e-book)
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Acknowledgements
The author would like to thank his wife , Sue, for proof reading the manuscript and her patience and support during the writing of this book. He would also like to thank the Warwick Writers’ Group without whose encouragement and support this book would not have been written.
The book has been illustrated by pictures downloaded from the internet from the following sites, Daily Mail, Evening Standard, Getty Images, Glamour UK, London Tickets, Dreamtime, Two Education City, Kent on Line and Geograph Britain & Ireland. The author has written to the sponsors of these websites to clear copyright issues.
Contents
Introduction
The Processional Cross
The Substitute Crown
The Irish Wolfhound
Kifnapped
The FA Cup
The Tower Ravens
The Magna Carta
The Fire
Introduction
The following stories of crimes carried out in 2023 are a series of heists aimed at stealing very high profile artefacts. These items are so important in national life that some of the most senior figures in the establishment had to be involved in retrieving these items. Since the narratives all occur during the year, 2023, there is no point in referring to these establishment figures by just their job titles, Prime Minister, Archbishop of Canterbury, etc, since everyone will be aware of their actual names. Thus, the actual names of these figures are used in the narratives, the Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak, the Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, etc. However, it must be stressed that this is a work of pure fiction and the words spoken, the attitudes displayed and the actions taken are purely inventions by the author. The author is satisfied that although fictitious, nothing written about any of these characters is in any way detrimental to their integrity as respected figures of national prominence and has written to them to ascertain that they have no objections to their names being used in this way Any other characters appearing in these stories who are not a well-known public figures, are purely fictitious and any resemblance to any other person, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
The Processional Cross
Members of the London gangs, responsible for so much crime in London during the second half of the twentieth century, have now dispersed and can be found in all parts of the United Kingdom. Two of these gangsters, Richard ‘Hardman’ Harvey and Frank ‘Wheels’ Morris often meet to reminisce on the things they had been up to during this period which they refer to as the Good Old Days. This doesn’t mean that their criminal activity is in the past. Hardman often comes up with ideas for crimes which he considered the pair could safely get away with.
Hardman was heavily built and bald. He was just under six feet tall and had a somewhat aggressive appearance. He was not the sort of person you’d want to take on in a bar room fight. Frank, on the other hand, had quite a contrasting appearance. He was somewhat taller than Hardman. His build was slim and wiry. Frank had a full head of dark, well combed hair and one would assess him as a shrewd individual, ready to take risks but canny enough to recognise which risks were worth taking. At one of these meetings, Hardman reported to Frank that he had responded to an advert which appeared in the New York Times.
Columbus Museum of Antiquities are ready to pay top prices for historic artefacts to be displayed in the antiquities section being developed by the Museum.
Where on earth is Columbus?
asked Frank. The only Columbus I’ve ever heard of is Christopher Columbus who discovered America.
Columbus is a fairly large town in the middle of Ohio,
explained Hardman. Its population is just under one million. Columbus is obviously named after the Christopher you mention. Columbus has several museums and the Museum of Antiquities is a new museum seeking to establish itself. I’ve researched the museum and one of the curators, Joseph ‘Kentucky’ Guilliamo, is an associate of Angelo ‘Scarface’ Bellini!
Isn’t that the Bellini who took over the Mafia when Al Capone was done for tax evasion?
No,
continued Hardman, but you’re close. Angelo is his grandson. With associates with that sort of ancestry, I considered that Joseph ‘Kentucky’ Guilliamo is someone we could work with. I’ve been in touch with Joseph who’s responsible for the acquisition of antiquities for the museum. He amazed me as he described some of the items he has on display, Cleopatra’s mummy, the crowns worn by the three kings, the chair used by King Canute when he attempted to reverse the incoming tide, the crown jewels lost by King John in the Wash, the crook used by King David to herd his sheep, Joan of Arc’s comb and so on.
Do the paying public actually believe what they are seeing are really what they claim to be?
queried Frank.
The general public are very naïve and credulous,
replied Hardman. No-one has queried the authenticity of the three kings whose shrines are in the middle of Cologne Cathedral and the Germans aren’t noted for being credulous. To my mind, the claims of Joseph concerning his museum exhibits are no more outlandish than the claim made by Cologne Cathedral!
You’re obviously telling me this because you think there’s something we could do for Joseph and make a bit of money for ourselves on the side,
queried Frank.
I’ve asked Joseph how much he would pay for the processional cross from Canterbury Cathedral, especially if there were a possibility that this was the cross which St Augustine bore before the procession of monks who landed in Kent to bring the gospel to England.
explained Hardman. He jumped at the suggestion and offered £10,000. I warned him that it would have to be stolen from the cathedral but this didn’t deter him. Indeed, he said that if it got a splash in the papers, it would provide the exhibit with an excellent indication of its authenticity.
Canterbury Cathedral
Isn’t Guilliamo concerned that as an admittedly stolen item, the processional cross will be reclaimed?
queried Frank.
Guilliamo doesn’t consider this to be a problem,
countered Hardman. He says that the Museum will return the item, only if the British Museum returns the Elgin Marbles they stole from Greece.
From all this, I deduce that you’re attempting to recruit me as your accomplice in carrying out this theft,
answered Frank. How are you going to set about this heist and how risky would my part in this venture be?
You were always a reliable ‘wheels’ in our London days,
said Hardman. We’ll drive to Canterbury in two vehicles. I’ll steal a van for this job which I’ll abandon near the cathedral. You’ll use my car. All you’d need to do would be to park my car near the cathedral and drive off with me when I reach you with the cross. The best car park to use for this enterprise is the Elgar Road car park. It’s quiet and only four minutes’ walk from the cathedral. If I’m arrested before I get to you, they’ll search for my car nearby, exposing you to risk of arrest unless I pretend that the stolen van is the only vehicle involved. Should I not be at the getaway car by 5:00 pm at the latest, you may assume I’ve been apprehended so just drive off. You’ll have had no connection with the attempted crime.
How will you get hold of the cross?
queried Frank. Canterbury Cathedral is a very public place and I can’t see you using firearms for this sort of theft.
"I shall merely walk into the cathedral in clerical garb, pick up the cross and walk out with it in front of some cathedral procession as if I’m all part of the show! I’ve done some research.
Canterbury Cathedral ground plan
I discover that the Precentor is on holiday during much of August. The choir are doing an exchange with the choir of St. Andrew’s Cathedral, Jackson, in the state of Mississippi. They rehearse in the choir stalls on Wednesday afternoons. I’ll suggest to their choirmaster that they need further guidance in the way things are done in English cathedrals. I’ll tell him that in my role as sub-Precentor, I would like the choir to learn about forming the retirement procession at the end of their rehearsal. There’s always a processional cross on a stand at the east end of the choir stalls. When the rehearsal has finished, I’ll walk between the choir stalls holding aloft the processional cross, stop where the choir stalls end and turn around to wait for the choristers to form into a crocodile.
Processional Cross
I’ll then turn again, lead them down the nave to the north-west door which leads into the cloisters, and then out into these cloisters. When the choir are all are assembled in the cloister walk, I’ll say a dismissal prayer whence the choir will disperse. I’ll then dump the robes which I’ll have borrowed from the clergy vestry and make my way with the cross to where I hope to find you, parked in our getaway car!"
You seem to have all this very well worked out and I can’t see a problem unless you’re apprehended as you lead out the choir.
If I was just carrying the cross, I almost certainly would be stopped but it’s most unlikely that any of the cathedral guides, who represent cathedral security, will stop what appears to be an official procession.
Well,
replied Frank, "I’m game for this one. I can’t see myself as being much at risk. Either you’ll have been stopped within the cathedral or you’ll have left the cathedral and made your way to our getaway