I'll Never Be BEYONCÉ

By Zee Jay

To all my Beyoncé stalkers...

Are you ready to journey through the captivating realms of fascination, authenticity, and contentment? In this thought-provoking yet delightfully witty exploration, join me as we delve into the mind-boggling obsessions that haunt us, taking us on unexpected detours – from high-flying daydreams to the mesmerizing allure of the utterly rich and famous, with none other than Beyoncé herself making a special appearance.

But fret not, this isn't your typical star-struck saga. As we traverse the landscapes of obsession, we'll unearth the humorous, heartfelt, and at times, downright quirky moments of our shared human experience. From pondering the daily habits of celebrities to longing for a world where genuine connections thrive, this book is a playful yet profound journey into the intriguing enigma of our desires.

Amidst the laughter and introspection, you'll find mindfulness exercises and reflection prompts that invite you to explore your own obsessions and discover the radiant light of your authentic existence. Whether you've spent countless hours pondering Beyoncé's life choices or just want a dose of genuine reflection, this book is your passport to embracing the quirks that make us all wonderfully human.

So, if you're ready to chuckle, ponder, and maybe even have Beyoncé read your thoughts from afar (a writer can dream, can't they?), then dive in. It's time to step into the spotlight of your own unique journey – Beyoncé may love her empire, but you're about to fall in love with the remarkable empire of your own life.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Zee Jay
• Release date: Aug 16, 2023
• ISBN: 9798223609582

Book preview

I’LL NEVER BE BEYONCÉ

**CHAPTER 1: THE ALLURE OF CELEBRITY**

As I sit on my couch, flipping through glossy magazines and scrolling through social media, I can't help but be captivated by the lives of the rich and famous. There's something undeniably magnetic about the way they live – the glamour, the opulence, the seemingly endless freedom from mundane concerns. I find myself drawn into their world, my imagination running wild with fantasies of stepping into their designer shoes, if only for a moment.

It's not that I want to become a celebrity myself. No, it's more like a fascination, an obsession even, with experiencing the extravagant lifestyle they lead. I marvel at Beyoncé's flawless performances, her stunning wardrobe changes, and the entourage that surrounds her. I'm awestruck by Miley Cyrus's fearless self-expression and her ability to command attention with every move. Kanye West's artistic genius and larger-than-life persona leave me both envious and intrigued. And then there's the royal family, living in palaces, attended to by an army of staff, and revered by the world.

I can't help but daydream about what it would be like to wake up in a mansion, have personal chefs whip up gourmet meals, and jet off to exotic locations whenever the mood strikes. The allure of being a part of an elite circle, far removed from the concerns of the everyday, is tantalizing. It's a seductive escape from the routine and predictability of my own life.

I've often caught myself staying up late at night, lost in thought as I imagine attending glamorous parties, walking red carpets, and being recognized by fans. I envision myself basking in the adoration of the masses, my life a series of thrilling adventures and grand gestures. But even as these thoughts consume me, a part of me knows that it's an idealized version of reality – a curated image presented by the media, far from the full story.